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re: What are women actually attracted to?

Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by ThePoo
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Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

K


If there was ever a doubt you were talking to a woman, this letter should clear it up
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106995 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:41 pm to
Are you still butt hurt that I told you the nonstop Twitter embedded videos that in now way relate to discussions are annoying?

I’m sorry, but they are.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:42 pm to
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Pimp remember that Aspy knows quite a lot about poisons…..just saying

And Section 8 housing. I'm sure she knows people that could dispose of a body
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
90921 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:43 pm to
All I meant is a lot of guys refuse to go down there. That’s it, nothing more.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:44 pm to


Hi poo
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79171 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:44 pm to
I haven't been able to get past this:

quote:

Should women who use a little too much teeth be applauded?


It's both titillating and horrifying. I'm so conflicted.

Also, why does every woman I date own a horse? Who knew women crave magnificent powerful beasts between their legs?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106995 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:45 pm to
Ewww

If you’ve actually known any horse girls, you know that’s the #1 cringiest thing to say.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:47 pm to
It’s like dating a nurse and asking her when she is gonna give you a sponge bath

Cringe
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9254 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:48 pm to
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Men who have their shite together.


WAAYYY too many single mothers out there for this to be true.

The answer is money.
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2020
1161 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

What are women actually attracted to?


BIG / STRONG:

Brain
Balls (brave)
Muscles
Schlong
Wallet
Boat
Truck
Mechanical skills
Appetite
Heart

She wants a man that can:

Take care of her
Protect her
Appreciate her

Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
42877 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:48 pm to

that is the exact dance I did
Posted by ThePoo
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Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:49 pm to
Well hello!
Posted by ThePoo
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Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:49 pm to
You forgot puppies and casually dressed but well put together men holding a baby
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:51 pm to
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I can't have a catfight
I would never fight Aspy
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30621 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:51 pm to
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While I respect your sandwich making ability. we will need to arrange our interlude for a time and place that doesn't conflict with the casserole that Aspy is bringing me. Could you ladies be so kind as to coordinate that among yourselves as I can't have a catfight at the Pimp compound as it might alarm the neighbors. Respect my casserole.


We need to coordinate a Take Him a Meal calendar for you LSUpimp
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
9764 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:52 pm to
If you have to ask then you don't have it
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42877 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

It’s like dating a nurse and asking her when she is gonna give you a sponge bath
or a librarian and saying I can’t wait to check you out or Dewey your decimals

Eeew
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79171 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:53 pm to
Imagine if you will, a world where I care that I have caused a girl, any girl to have an ick. That would make me the soy-infused guy they usually date. And what would be the purpose of that?

Posted by ThePoo
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Member since Jan 2007
60619 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:54 pm to
Nothing is more intimate than playful talk with your nurse gf asking if she wants to get out of this place and go clip your dingleberries back home
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106995 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 2:55 pm to
Make the baby optional, please.
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