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What Are the Odds There's Currently a Spider Lurking Within Your Bedsheets?

Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:43 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63312 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:43 pm
My wife just found one after pulling back the sheets.


There's probably one or more residing in your bedding at this moment, too.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57681 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:44 pm to
There's a factoid that in their sleep, people swallow like 1000 spiders in their lifetime or something like that.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39501 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:44 pm to
nah, just mosquito hawks EVERYWHERE
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66434 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:44 pm to
No idea, but there's a bug (most likely a roach) rattling around in my air vent that is making me a bit paranoid.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:44 pm to
I'm more concerned with the ones spawning in my ear while I sleep
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:44 pm to
Probably so


Ain't shite I can do about it
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63312 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

No idea, but there's a bug (most likely a roach) rattling around in my air vent that is making me a bit paranoid.



It's probably a spider. A big one.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164136 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:45 pm to
Get a cat to sleep on the end of your bed and they'll eat all that shite before it gets to you.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90504 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:46 pm to
i heard the number was like 5 or 6, not 1000.


thats a shitload of spiders to eat. thats like 1 every few weeks your whole life
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62985 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:46 pm to
Zero. We have a cat roaming the bed.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66434 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:46 pm to
Would rather be a spider than a roach. Spiders don't bother me. I think they're cool.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164136 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

Zero. We have a cat roaming the bed.

Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
34898 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:51 pm to
Oh frickkkkk you
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56027 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:52 pm to
I have never found a spider in my bed...but I did wake up in the middle of the night one night with a fricking big centipede crawling across my face...I flipped the frick out...
Posted by LittleSparrow
Member since Jan 2015
172 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:53 pm to
Thanks for the nightmares.
Posted by Captain_Awesome06
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2013
820 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:55 pm to
Beats the hell out of a wasp or hornet. Those things are the direct offspring of Satan. Doesn't matter if they're in a bed, car, large room, small room, outdoors, screw those things.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:57 pm to
I've heard something like having a spider in your bed is good luck



Seems like something my grandmother might have said
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6758 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 10:58 pm to
I never saw it, but something bit me one night and I had a hard whelp on my arm for the next month or so. Two punctures so I assume it was a spider.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 11:00 pm to
you need to spray for insects.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63312 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 11:15 pm to
Imma have it sprayed tomorrow.

Assuming I make it through the night.
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