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What are the distinguishing characteristics of truck guys?

Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:22 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6570 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:22 pm
I'm not flaming, I'm serious. Some guys only drive trucks.

What about a person's character/personality is a good predictor of him driving a pickup?

Conservative?
Gun enthusiast?
a-hole?
Not a reader?
Drinks Bud Light?
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:23 pm to
Has sexed your wife is a pretty prevalent one
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6490 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:23 pm to
Lost me at Bud Light.
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
9580 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:24 pm to
They obviously fish and hunt incase their back window doesn't scream that at you.
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
7318 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:24 pm to
A lot of them just want to fit in. Most of them are pussies IRL and my last two vehicles are trucks
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:25 pm to
Wears a hat in majority of social settings including while riding in said truck
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
12359 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:25 pm to
Small peen.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14786 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:25 pm to
Gonorrhea and spit cup
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10531 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:26 pm to
Has a peanus
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:26 pm to

goatee
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54812 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

Conservative?

Yes

quote:

Gun enthusiast?


Maybe

quote:

a-hole?


NO

quote:

Not a reader?


No

quote:

Drinks Bud Light?



Maybe.

BTW, you are a bad poster.
Posted by Tiger4Ever
Member since Aug 2003
36702 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:26 pm to
Does NOT know what penis tastes like...

No need to fill us in, Slippy
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90447 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:26 pm to
They tend to drive like assholes

They also drive like giant pussies when going into a parking lot. You're driving a truck, not a lambo. You don't have to ease into the Wal-Mart parking lot at 2mph on an angle
Posted by Woobie
Member since Jan 2017
2819 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:30 pm to
I drive a truck because I need to haul stuff and tow things.

I didn't buy mine because it was the cool thing to do.

I use mine for what it was designed to do. Work.
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:32 pm to
Small penis

Insecure

Low self esteem

Small penis

Inferiority complex

Low IQ

Trashy
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:32 pm to
Shut up cuck
Posted by OceanTiger
Checking out Paradise
Member since Mar 2017
314 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:33 pm to
Columbia hat
Posted by SouthTiger504
Member since Sep 2014
1163 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:38 pm to
I drive a truck.

- conservative
- love to read
- college degree
- drink michelobe ultra
- not a gun enthusiast but I own a shotgun, AR, rifle, handgun and have a concealed carry license
- duck hunt
- fish
- love the outdoors

The latter are the reasons I own a truck. Can't pull a boat with your Camry. Also sorry you can't afford a boat or a truck to pull it.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25412 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:50 pm to
Guys that can beat you up
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54812 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:50 pm to
True
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