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re: What Are Some Things You Got In Trouble For as a Kid You Will Never Forget?
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:07 am to 777Tiger
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:07 am to 777Tiger
Long story. I sent it to my friend the other day just for shits and giggles. But I'll type it out again because I laugh Everytime I think about it.
8th grade. I was on the basketball team
We had our annual Students (just the girls and boys basketball teams) vs Teachers game. Our school handed out signs at the beginning of the day that read "We love our teacher but..." And then when you flipped it, it read "Go Students"
So being creative, I used a sharpie to make it say "Geaux" instead of "Go"
My teacher didn't like it too much and told me to get a new sign and throw that one away. Which I didn't do either one of those things.
Anyways, so I was showing a couple of people the sign and they got a chuckle or two out of it. Soooo being a little jackass, I thought it would be hilarious to add another T... Since I wouldn't be using the sign anyways. So I did in the middle of my Science class. I sat way in the back around some buddies. And I showed them the sign when I finished it and they laughed their asses off. And we showed a couple of other people around us. Eventually the teacher (ironically the only hot 8th grade teacher) noticed we were laughing. And she asked what was going on and what we were laughing at. Just to get her off our backs, I said "I changed the 'Go' to 'Geaux'" and I held it up for her to see.
Being an LSU grad, she thought it was cool, so she came and got the sign to go show the teacher next door (another LSU grad). But before she did, she held it up in front of the class. And then she turned it around to see it... Leaving the "We love our teachers butt" side facing the class. Naturally, the entire class exploded with laughter and she turned it back around to see that side.
And that's the story about the time I had to sit in the principal's office to tell my head coach that I couldn't play in the game because I had a sign that said "We love our teachers butt" and my teacher held it up in front of the class.
And then I got home to find out my parents took off of work to come see the game, but didn't see me out there.. So I had to tell them what happened
TL;DR:
I edited a sign to make it say "We love our teachers butt" and the only hot teacher in that wing of the school held it up in front of a class of 8th graders.
Bonus:
Wasn't me, but my friend did a somersault in the hallway right as the principal walked through the doors into the hallway. And she looked pissed... so she walked over by us mean mugging him. And put her finger through one of his belt loops and asked "Where's your belt?"
He got written up.. Not for the somersault in the hallway, but for not having a belt.
8th grade. I was on the basketball team
We had our annual Students (just the girls and boys basketball teams) vs Teachers game. Our school handed out signs at the beginning of the day that read "We love our teacher but..." And then when you flipped it, it read "Go Students"
So being creative, I used a sharpie to make it say "Geaux" instead of "Go"
My teacher didn't like it too much and told me to get a new sign and throw that one away. Which I didn't do either one of those things.
Anyways, so I was showing a couple of people the sign and they got a chuckle or two out of it. Soooo being a little jackass, I thought it would be hilarious to add another T... Since I wouldn't be using the sign anyways. So I did in the middle of my Science class. I sat way in the back around some buddies. And I showed them the sign when I finished it and they laughed their asses off. And we showed a couple of other people around us. Eventually the teacher (ironically the only hot 8th grade teacher) noticed we were laughing. And she asked what was going on and what we were laughing at. Just to get her off our backs, I said "I changed the 'Go' to 'Geaux'" and I held it up for her to see.
Being an LSU grad, she thought it was cool, so she came and got the sign to go show the teacher next door (another LSU grad). But before she did, she held it up in front of the class. And then she turned it around to see it... Leaving the "We love our teachers butt" side facing the class. Naturally, the entire class exploded with laughter and she turned it back around to see that side.
And that's the story about the time I had to sit in the principal's office to tell my head coach that I couldn't play in the game because I had a sign that said "We love our teachers butt" and my teacher held it up in front of the class.
And then I got home to find out my parents took off of work to come see the game, but didn't see me out there.. So I had to tell them what happened
TL;DR:
I edited a sign to make it say "We love our teachers butt" and the only hot teacher in that wing of the school held it up in front of a class of 8th graders.
Bonus:
Wasn't me, but my friend did a somersault in the hallway right as the principal walked through the doors into the hallway. And she looked pissed... so she walked over by us mean mugging him. And put her finger through one of his belt loops and asked "Where's your belt?"
He got written up.. Not for the somersault in the hallway, but for not having a belt.
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Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:07 am to Peazey
quote:
She still yelled at me for no reason though occasionally.
frick OFF PEAZEY
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:08 am to OweO
Failing a Louisiana History test in the 8th grade.
My dad whipped the shite out of me.
My dad whipped the shite out of me.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:13 am to Womski
quote:
Failing a Louisiana History test in the 8th grade.
Did you have to label all 64 parishes on a map?
that was the only Louisiana History test I ever failedPosted on 5/27/16 at 11:14 am to SmoothOperator96
quote:That was the one.
Did you have to label all 64 parishes on a map? that was the only Louisiana History test I ever failed
I think I got somewhere around 12.
We both still talk about that arse whipping. We agree it was the worst ever given/received.
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 11:16 am
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:19 am to OweO
I went to daycare when I was a kid. When I was 4 one of the after school kids taught me a rhyme. "King Kong played ping pong with his ding dong." I was so proud that I learned a new song and couldn't wait to tell my parents. It took me years to figure out why they reacted so poorly.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:19 am to OweO
* (~5 yrs old) Catching about 2 acres of woods on fire;
* (~6 yrs old) Trying to walk home (10 miles) from vacation bible school;
* (~7 yrs old) My dad was talking about the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor at the dinner table, and I said, "THOSE BASTARDS!" Everyone got quiet and stared at me... I knew there was a butt-whooping on the way!
* (~7 yrs old) My mom heard me singing a song that a neighborhood teenager had taught me:
"I am a bongo, I live in the jungle;
I make ten dollars a day.
I give it to Judy, she gives me some booty;
that's what I do all day!"
* (~6 yrs old) Trying to walk home (10 miles) from vacation bible school;
* (~7 yrs old) My dad was talking about the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor at the dinner table, and I said, "THOSE BASTARDS!" Everyone got quiet and stared at me... I knew there was a butt-whooping on the way!
* (~7 yrs old) My mom heard me singing a song that a neighborhood teenager had taught me:
"I am a bongo, I live in the jungle;
I make ten dollars a day.
I give it to Judy, she gives me some booty;
that's what I do all day!"
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 11:20 am
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:19 am to Womski
I got all the southeast parishes. And a good bit of the southwest parishes. But all the ones north of lake Ponchatrain were just 
I could probably get 50/64 now. But I bombed that test pretty bad I think I got 30/64
I could probably get 50/64 now. But I bombed that test pretty bad
I think I got 30/64Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:21 am to OweO
I guess I was 9, my dad used to talk about our neighbor being an a-hole.
So I found some spray paint and painted on the back my neighbor's fence "these people are assholes"
the fence faced the woods. The neighbor had a gate to be able to go dumb leaves in the woods. He saw it and asked my dad about it.
I got but my tore up and my dad made me repaint the entire back fence, bc he did not want it to me uneven. That was a pain in the arse because I had to clear out areas so I could paint. (dad helped with that)
Side note, the neighbor was bitching to my dad about what I painted while I repainting his fence. I overheard my dad tell him "well what he painted is true, you are an a-hole" I will never forget the look on the guys face when my dad said that to him.
So I found some spray paint and painted on the back my neighbor's fence "these people are assholes"
the fence faced the woods. The neighbor had a gate to be able to go dumb leaves in the woods. He saw it and asked my dad about it.
I got but my tore up and my dad made me repaint the entire back fence, bc he did not want it to me uneven. That was a pain in the arse because I had to clear out areas so I could paint. (dad helped with that)
Side note, the neighbor was bitching to my dad about what I painted while I repainting his fence. I overheard my dad tell him "well what he painted is true, you are an a-hole" I will never forget the look on the guys face when my dad said that to him.
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 11:22 am
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:22 am to SmoothOperator96
My father whipped me with a crawfish paddle, which is essentially a boat oar.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:25 am to CAD703X
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:26 am to AustinTigr
we had the same rhyme but ours had a south of the border flair to it.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:31 am to OweO
In 1st grade, I figured out how to 'swallow' air and burp on command. Highly entertaining for a bunch of 6 and 7 year olds, so I kept doing it all through recess.
I did it too hard the last time, though, and threw up a little bit. A teacher saw that, and sent me to the nurse. Nurse had already called my dad by the time I got there.
Pop Hemp sits down in the nurse's office.
"Why did you throw up, son? Eat something bad, or is your stomach aching?"
"No, I was burping a bunch and a little came out."
He took me back to his vehicle, whipped my arse, and sent me back to school.
I did it too hard the last time, though, and threw up a little bit. A teacher saw that, and sent me to the nurse. Nurse had already called my dad by the time I got there.
Pop Hemp sits down in the nurse's office.
"Why did you throw up, son? Eat something bad, or is your stomach aching?"
"No, I was burping a bunch and a little came out."
He took me back to his vehicle, whipped my arse, and sent me back to school.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:32 am to SmoothOperator96
quote:
Did you have to label all 64 parishes on a map?
that was the only Louisiana History test I ever failed
same here. I still suck at geography.
BTW: I was just as boring as a kid as an adult. I didn't get in much trouble. But my friend almost got kicked out of Baptist Kindergarten for singing Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw.
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 11:35 am
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:32 am to Perrydawg
6th grade. Forged my dads name on a progress report. When report cards came out he met with the teacher to ask why i had a D in the class. She said you knew about this here is the progress report you signed.
I still remember my sister screaming please don't kill my brother as he beat my rear.
I still remember my sister screaming please don't kill my brother as he beat my rear.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:12 pm to OweO
My cousins and I were anywhere from 5-9 years old. We were shooting at passing cars with BB gums from the front yard - a backward driveby. When we actually hit one, the guy stopped and came to the front door. We got our asses tore up and handed to us after we were made to apoligize. And again when my dad got home, and again the next day for good measure.
But we didn't do that again.
But we didn't do that again.
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 12:13 pm
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:28 pm to p0845330
Got busted more than once playing "doctor" with my next door neighbors daughter. We were both the same age, like 6ish...had zero clue what we were doing but the girls Dad definitely knew what was going on. Im pretty sure I learned this while peeking through my fingers at "naughty" parts of the R rated movies my mom used let us watch. I think the girls parents were super straight laced.
The last time we ever did it was the last because my Dad beat my arse with the leather belt. There was a lot of ceremony to it. It sucked. Now that I think about it I got caught because I came out of my room with my zipper down and my mom busted me.
The last time we ever did it was the last because my Dad beat my arse with the leather belt. There was a lot of ceremony to it. It sucked. Now that I think about it I got caught because I came out of my room with my zipper down and my mom busted me.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:30 pm to OweO
My brother and I went ti the junk yard down the street and broke windshields and side glasses to watch the glass break. A man who lived near the junk yard told our Dad. My dad had to pay for some of the broken glass. Needless to say my brother and I got a supreme arse whipping…
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:42 pm to tidalmouse
quote:
That was one of those times that I begged my Mother to punish me.She said that my Dad would handle that one.
When 5 pm came I knew my arse was grass and my Dad was the lawn mower.
My biggest fear was that my mom would tell my dad when I did something. I remember if I got in trouble during the day, because my dad would call home on his lunch break every day, I use to wait for him to call so I could hear whether or not my mom would tell him I did something. If she didn't, the rest of the day was gravy.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:44 pm to OweO
sleep walking my way to take a piss, wrong turn, wakes up to mom freaking cause i was pissing in the hallway
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