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What are some things you can't tell your SO?

Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:17 am
Posted by PurpGold 14-0
Member since Nov 2012
3801 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:17 am
Three days ago I blew a snot rocket in the shower like I usually do. Next morning I saw a booger on the bath sponge. Wife had already showered and used said bath sponge.

Last night I had a dream where I cheated on her with my first real girlfriend and let her catch me.

What do you got?
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
5836 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:18 am to
That the OT is where I get my guidance in life.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98195 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:19 am to
quote:

That the OT is where I get my guidance in life.


This. She would not understand the OT. At all.
Posted by TheSHU
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2010
1075 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:20 am to
that i post on TD
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:20 am to
She knows my username, I can't even say on here
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:21 am to
That I play with her butthole in her sleep.

But she reads my posts and will now see this.

Sorry honey. It's just one finger.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:23 am to
quote:

That I play with my butthole while she sleeps.


FIFY... fits your mode of operation better
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:24 am to
I tell her everything.
Posted by tigahfromtheham
On your left
Member since Jun 2005
5801 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:28 am to
Where her family is.
Posted by SnoopALoop
Nashville
Member since Apr 2014
4395 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:29 am to
That I smashed her sister.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:29 am to
The right words to tell her how much she means to me
Posted by StickyFingaz
Austin
Member since May 2013
13483 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:30 am to
quote:

that i post on TD


Oh wait... Too late
Posted by Kingwood Tiger
Katy, TX
Member since Jul 2005
14162 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:32 am to
quote:

I tell her everything.


Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:33 am to
quote:

I tell her everything.


Tell me how you started here in 08 like me but have 100k+ posts. How do you have THAT much to say?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64607 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:33 am to
quote:

That I play with her butthole in her sleep.

But she reads my posts and will now see this.

Sorry honey. It's just one finger.



be honest... You smell your finger after you're done don't you?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:34 am to
quote:

be honest... You smell your finger after you're done don't you?


I suck on that fricker like a baby on a noonie at nap time.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:34 am to
That's easy, you were banned for 2/3rds of your time here.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:35 am to
quote:

That's easy, you were banned for 2/3rds of your time here.


I was banned for 15 months you no math doing motherfricker you
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:37 am to
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no math doing motherfricker you
Yeah, math was never my strong suit. Regardless, it sounded good.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64607 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 10:37 am to
quote:

I suck on that fricker like a baby on a noonie at nap time.


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