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What are some things that it's colder than this morning? Give your best saying.
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:14 am
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:14 am
It's Colder than a:
Witch's tit
Snowman's dick
Eskimo pussy
Penguin's a-hole
Mother-in-law's embrace
Ex-wife's heart
Yeti's taint
Polar Bear's butt
What are your go to sayings?
Witch's tit
Snowman's dick
Eskimo pussy
Penguin's a-hole
Mother-in-law's embrace
Ex-wife's heart
Yeti's taint
Polar Bear's butt
What are your go to sayings?
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:16 am to fr33manator
Colder than a well digger's arse
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:16 am to fr33manator
Nm that was mean of me
This post was edited on 12/19/16 at 7:17 am
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:17 am to stout
quote:absolute zero cold
stout
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:19 am to fr33manator
Colder than a bear shitting in the woods wearing a funny hat.
Colder than dragging balls across glass to fart on a walkie talkie.
Colder than a mudcheck in Waco.
Colder than dragging balls across glass to fart on a walkie talkie.
Colder than a mudcheck in Waco.
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:21 am to stout
Damn, I missed it.
How bad was it?
How bad was it?
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:23 am to fr33manator
Too mean but I'm sure you would appreciate the joke these days.
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:23 am to Cdawg
Colder than a blue fox.
Colder than a wishing well in the desert.
Colder than Kentucky blue.
Colder than a wishing well in the desert.
Colder than Kentucky blue.
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:23 am to Cdawg
Colder than a blue fox.
Colder than a wishing well in the desert.
Colder than Kentucky blue.
Colder than a wishing well in the desert.
Colder than Kentucky blue.
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:25 am to GEAUXT
quote:in a Klondike
Colder than a well digger's arse
Haha my crazy uncle use to always use this phrase
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:26 am to fr33manator
It's so cold this morning I had a chick give me a BJ just so she could get something warm in her stomach.
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:26 am to fr33manator
Colder than my days in the morgue
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:28 am to fr33manator
Colder than a polar bears toe nails
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:29 am to stout
quote:
Too mean but I'm sure you would appreciate the joke these days.
It had to have dealt with Muppet and your ex wife, fr33. Spill it!
This post was edited on 12/19/16 at 7:30 am
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:30 am to LSU_Smash_the_West
Colder than a lonely night in El Paso
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:30 am to mikelbr
Probably.
Colder than his job prospects?
Colder than his job prospects?
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:32 am to Forkbeard3777
quote:
Colder than a lonely night in El Paso
Psssh. You're 10 min walk from the hottest/best BJ's $20 can buy. Just ignore the scarves around all their necks. Just hiding the Adams Apple.
This post was edited on 12/19/16 at 7:33 am
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:35 am to Cdawg
quote:
Colder than dragging balls across glass to fart on a walkie talkie.
Not sure why but I enjoyedPosted on 12/19/16 at 7:35 am to fr33manator
So cold I saw a Louisiana politician with his hands in his own pocket
Posted on 12/19/16 at 7:35 am to fr33manator
Colder than a negatigers heart.
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