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What are some good ideas for white elephant? Looking to make a Christmas guide.

Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:33 pm
Posted by beantown
Nashville
Member since Sep 2015
3429 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:33 pm
Just as title says, good ideas for white elephant/dirty santa. Looking to compile it and make it a sticky thread for you last minute shoppers.

Let's say $75 maximum. I know that'll be hard for you OT ballers. I'll start with something I found today.

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Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:36 pm to
Guaranteed to make the person never forget you

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This post was edited on 12/4/16 at 10:39 pm
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39195 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:36 pm to
bbc dildo
Posted by beantown
Nashville
Member since Sep 2015
3429 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:37 pm to


WTF is that and what is it for?
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:37 pm to
An alien egg laying gigantic dildo
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16312 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:37 pm to
Why is it called white elephant?
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:40 pm to
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Why is it called white elephant?


Because it's buying a gift not stealing one

*just a joke
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:46 pm to
Maga hat will ruffle feathers this year
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:47 pm to
Gas station gift card, some scratch offs, and a variety of mini shots
Posted by WILDTURKEYisgood
Madisonville
Member since Aug 2010
3320 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:48 pm to
Past white elephant work party I had: I bought a rat and put him in one of those hamster balls

Big hit


Even though no one else really understood the concept of white elephant gifts...
This post was edited on 12/4/16 at 10:50 pm
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:49 pm to
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Why is it called white elephant?



Because the object of the game is to financially destroy someone else with a gift that they cannot afford to maintain.
Posted by Sisyphus
Member since Feb 2014
1823 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:51 pm to
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Because the object of the game is to financially destroy someone else with a gift that they cannot afford to maintain


In that case my suggestion is to give them a wife.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:53 pm to
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In that case my suggestion is to give them a wife.


No go. The price cap usually limits you to giving an AIDS infested hooker.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24584 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:53 pm to
As shown in another thread....


Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8488 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:57 pm to
Posted by iLikeMike
BR
Member since Feb 2008
763 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:03 pm to
$75?? Every party I've ever gone to is like a $10-20 maximum because it's funnier to try to finding something cheap.
Posted by beantown
Nashville
Member since Sep 2015
3429 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:07 pm to
Take it as an opportunity. I do these a lot with family mostly, and they like nice things.
Posted by iLikeMike
BR
Member since Feb 2008
763 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:14 pm to
OK that makes more sense. I've never done it with family...only coworkers and the like.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:17 pm to
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because it's funnier
yeah nothing st hear parties are ever really 'funny'.. also the ungl sweater dad really needs to go.

Now when you show up and 25% of the people have the same exact 'ugly sweater' from Target, it really has jumped the shark



And yes I really am a blast at parties, but how manufactured fake fun is pretty lame


Ok ill be honest I'm not really a holidays guy, and now that mom is gone, even more so
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22011 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:25 pm to
Nose hair trimmer
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