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Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:22 pm
Posted by Ajo Devil
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:22 pm
Somebody started a club for men with erectile dysfunction. It was a flop and nobody came.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65779 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:24 pm to

Does anyone happen to remember the black kid character's name from the Jetsons?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13887 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:30 pm to
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?






Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29118 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:34 pm to
What password does Forrest Gump use for his computer?

1Forrest1
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43341 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:35 pm to
Joe Biden
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64054 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:36 pm to
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a Tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider and
Sat down beside her and said
Hey, What's in the bowl, bitch?
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28709 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Does anyone happen to remember the black kid character's name from the Jetsons?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6584 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:38 pm to
What do you call an anti-vax nanny?

Mrs Doubtpfizer
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5151 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:52 pm to
Why did Adel cross the road?

To say hello from the other side
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64054 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:53 pm to
Did you know Kurt Cobain had really bad dandruff?
























Yeah they found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10600 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:54 pm to
Wednesday is a great poster. Why make jokes about Wednesday. Although usually posts on Poli Board.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36115 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:56 pm to
Mary had a little lamb


That’s what she gets for sleeping in the barn
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10600 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 12:58 pm to
Little boy blew













He needed the money
Posted by Johnny Roastbeef
Somewhere in Bartow County
Member since Sep 2018
1961 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 1:00 pm to
What the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?













Paul Walker made it to 100 before he passed
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29328 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 1:03 pm to
Rose are red
The worst city in jersey is Hoboken
Never go to McDonald’s
Their ice cream machines always broken
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79235 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 1:06 pm to
Guy was married for 40 years when his sweet wife tragically passed away. As the pallbearers carried her casket through the funeral home, they hit a corner, and subsequently started to hear noises from inside.

Turned out the wife was alive, everyone was overjoyed, and she lived 20 more years with her husband of (now) 60 years.

But ultimately, she again passed away before her husband, and again there was a funeral. As they walked the casket through the same funeral home for a second time two decades later, the husband shouted "hey fellas watch the corner, watch the corner!"

Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13887 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 1:17 pm to


Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24835 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 1:22 pm to
What’s the definition of ‘Vagina”?


The box the penis cums in.
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21326 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Did you know Kurt Cobain had really bad dandruff?

quote:

Yeah they found his head and shoulders behind the couch.


I always told the version with Princess Diana. They found her Head and Shoulders in the Glove Compartment.


Did you hear about the 2 blondes in Minnesota that froze to death at the Drive in? They were waiting to see the movie CLOSED FOR THE WINTER.
Posted by OleSkuleTgr
Member since Jun 2013
252 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 1:27 pm to
Jack and Jill went up the hill
They each had a quarter
Jill came down with 50 cents
You think they went up there for water?
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