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We cannot eat Bibles; send us food and medicine: Nepal tells missionaries
Posted on 4/28/15 at 11:57 am
Posted on 4/28/15 at 11:57 am
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Kathmandu, April 28: Slamming the contemptible act of the Church Missionaries to send 100,000 paperback editions of Gideon Bibles to mourning Nepal, the government of Nepal has told the missionaries that next time perhaps they “give their thick heads a shake” and send emergency supplies, not stacks of New Testaments.
“Well, isn’t that just a plane-load full of stupid?” said a shocked and annoyed Nepal Prime Minister Sushil Koirala when told by CNN that the plane taxiing in to Tribhuvan International Airport was full of Gideon Bibles.
More than 100,000 paperback-edition Gideon Bibles have arrived in Nepal to provide relief for the millions of Nepalese desperate for help following the devastating 7.8 magnitude earthquake that has struck the country.
But the jet loaded with skids of boxed Bibles was called misguided and “dumber-than-dumb-arse” by rescue groups and world governments alike.
The Nepal PM asked, “Do they think Nepal is a Motel?”
“We cannot eat Bibles. We cannot use them as shovels.”
“Nepal desperately needs food and medicine and equipment and workers…not best-seller books.”
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Posted on 4/28/15 at 11:58 am to hikingfan
We cannot eat Marklar, send us Marklar and Marklar, Marklar tells Marklar
Posted on 4/28/15 at 11:59 am to hikingfan
daaayyyyuuummmmm
I agree though.
I agree though.
Posted on 4/28/15 at 11:59 am to hikingfan
quote:
Nepal Prime Minister Sushil Koirala
viva Nepal
Posted on 4/28/15 at 12:00 pm to hikingfan
quote:
“Nepal desperately needs food and medicine and equipment and workers…not best-seller books.”
That's actually pretty funny.
Posted on 4/28/15 at 12:01 pm to hikingfan
Maybe they should get a job
Posted on 4/28/15 at 12:01 pm to hikingfan
quote:
“Well, isn’t that just a plane-load full of stupid?”
quote:
“dumber-than-dumb-arse”
Posted on 4/28/15 at 12:02 pm to hikingfan
Comments say the original source is a satirical news site.
Posted on 4/28/15 at 12:03 pm to Dorothy
quote:And that satirical news site ripped off South Park
Comments say the original source is a satirical news site.
Posted on 4/28/15 at 12:03 pm to hikingfan
that reads like an article from The Onion
Posted on 4/28/15 at 12:05 pm to hikingfan
This post was edited on 4/28/15 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 4/28/15 at 12:06 pm to hikingfan
Damn, busted for not reading the source.
This post was edited on 4/28/15 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 4/28/15 at 12:15 pm to hikingfan
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Thelapine reports that the Gideon International places more than 90 million of their free Bibles around the world every year, mostly in motels, prisons, and other motels and prisons.
hahaha
Posted on 4/28/15 at 12:39 pm to hikingfan
You might want to read the Bible while waiting for food? Or if you read the Bible you may learn about prayer? If you pray then God may answer you.
Posted on 4/28/15 at 12:46 pm to rebeloke
i would respond... well beggers cant be choosers
Posted on 4/28/15 at 12:50 pm to oleyeller
Well fake or not I laughed.
And if not he just got on the express lane straight to hell.
And if not he just got on the express lane straight to hell.
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