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Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:39 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98185 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:39 pm
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After an encounter with a river otter sent a man to a hospital, officials at Lassen Volcanic National Park in Northern California are warning people to stay out of the water at a popular lake.

The man was swimming in Manzanita Lake on June 25 when he was bitten by a female river otter, park spokesman Kevin Sweeney told The Times on Tuesday. The man was hospitalized with "significant injuries," including scratches and puncture wounds that caused bleeding, but they did not appear to be life threatening, Sweeney said.
Sweeney said that the incident occurred about a tenth of a mile from a ranger station, so rangers were able to respond quickly. No further details on the man's injuries or condition were available.
It is unclear what prompted the incident, but officials believe that the man may have gotten too close to the female otter's kittens, prompting her to aggressively react.



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The nature of the injuries is an exercise left to the reader.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:42 pm to
He otter know better
Posted by MrWalkingMan
31st Parallel North
Member since Aug 2010
6347 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:42 pm to
He otter have seen that coming
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:42 pm to
This is otterly ridiculous.
Posted by Buck Futter
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2019
478 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:43 pm to
Get the heck otter here.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:43 pm to
Getting your arse kicked by an otter. That’s one of the more embarrassing things that could happen to a man.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175888 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:43 pm to
That's otterly ridiculous
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:43 pm to
It bit his dick off didn’t it? I didn’t read shite so I’m assuming the otter got his dick.
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8242 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:44 pm to
You, you, you, otter know.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77976 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:44 pm to
Otterly fascinating
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54060 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:44 pm to
Those frickers can be mean. The comedian Chad Daniels on The Middle of Somewhere podcast has been dealing with a violent otter lately. It cracks me up, but I would have to kill the evil bastard.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:44 pm to
Black Lives Otter
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

Black Lives Otter


Fail
Posted by NastyTiger
Hammond/Baton Rouge/Lafayette
Member since Jun 2005
11271 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:46 pm to
An otter can frick you up.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

Black Lives Otter



Success!! Good job, I got a laugh out of it, have an upvote
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
5642 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:49 pm to
He otter not gone swimmin’.
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast
Member since Nov 2018
768 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:49 pm to
Otters are swimming pit bulls with sharper teeth.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4516 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:51 pm to
You otter see the otter guy
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:54 pm to
Appreciate the constructive criticism Mingo
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:56 pm to
Aquatic racoons. An otter will frick you all up, except for maybe that Arkansas fan that was obsessed with humans and chimps fighting hand to hand.
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