Vegans get jimmies rustled after cafe pokes fun on Facebook

chloe seems like a rational, level headed young lady.

Don't know how true this is, but either way it's pretty hilarious. I hope it's real.

Wow, i love this guy. holy shite.

Gotta be real.. Here's their latest T shirt

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The White Moose Café
November 1 at 5:40am ·
Dear customers,
Please be advised that if you have a genuine complaint relating to our café, your only option from now on is to complain at the time of your visit. You are welcome to horse our food into you, lick your plate clean, say everything is fine at the time, and then write a negative review when you get home, but it will be a complete waste of time.
Not only are we now the only restaurant in the history of humankind to receive 15,000+ reviews in the space of a week, but we are also the first restaurant in the world to officially become immune to negative reviews.
So, if you are a the kind of customer who likes to threaten restaurants with a negative review unless you get money off your bill, you are very welcome to frick off and take your gastronomic blackmail tactics elsewhere.
Paulie
P.S. If you are a restauranteur, rest assured it's not too difficult to crack the online review system. All you have to do is piss off a random vegan.

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I'd eat the shite out of that Irish breakfast... vegans are such homosexes.

It's not my pic. From their FB. Thanks for the concern though. Seriously appreciate it.


They seriously need to charge it in this pic.

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The White Moose Café
I'm loving all the negative reviews we have been receiving over the past hour or two posted by seemingly every vegan who exists on planet earth. The reality of the situation is that 100% of these people have never been in our café, and are writing these reviews because they chose to take offence to one of my posts relating to the sense of over-entitlement that vegans seem to have. In a bid to counteract these fake reviews, I have decided to run a little competition.

If you write a 5 star review on our White Moose Cafe over the next 48 hours, you will be entered into a draw to win a weekend for two in Charleville Lodge Hotel, including lunch in our (vegan-friendly) cafe, a bottle of champagne on arrival, and a one4all voucher for €100. This may seem unfair, but it is just as unfair as the carry on that we are seeing by the vegan community.

Take that vegans #twocanplaythatgame

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"Sap with the intelligent of a hot dog."

That awesome. I hope people start fighting back against all this bs