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re: Valentine's Day no longer exists for elementary school kids

Posted on 2/8/16 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98198 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

It's a shitty holiday for boys. When I was 7 or so I was one short of the mandated valentines for every girl, so my dad stopped at the pharmacy on the way to school and picked up a single card (which of course was a bigger, expensive card). So I caught shite all day for giving a huge card to the quiet girl who was at the end of the alphabet.


It probably made her day, though.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68318 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

Only reason they aren't this year is because the little shits are off all th's week for Mardi Gras.



Do you know what day is Valentine's day?
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30194 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Please remember to avoid bringing cards or candy which resemble a heart or which may contain expressions with romantic undertones.


Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
3909 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 12:29 pm to
What kind of PCbullshit school does your kid attend? I would pull them out ASAP. I would be afraid of what else they were teaching them, and how they will turn out.
Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 12:43 pm to
Sounds like some Facebook shite.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

You think square dancing is still practiced though?


Have an up vote. Had to learn that in 7th grade.
Posted by CajunAlum Tiger Fan
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
7878 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

the new rule is that you have to have a card for everyone in your home room class.

No leaving anyone out.




This isn't new. I'm an old dude, and this was the rule 30 years ago when I was in elementary school.
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 1:24 pm to
Good. End this buy me bs holiday crap. Factoid most women file for divorce after Valentine's Day.
Posted by OnTheBrink
TN
Member since Mar 2012
5418 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

but the new rule is that you have to have a card for everyone in your home room class.



The worst is when your kid is having a birthday party and wants to take an invitation to a couple of his friends and told he cannot hand them to his friends unless he invites the entire classroom.

Fast forward to the party and you have 5 or 6 randoms show up that you have to pay for that do not RSVP or anything. And the icing on the cake is when the parents drop them off, they leave and come back when it is over.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79731 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

I was rejected by a girl for the first time at my 4th grade Valentine's Day class party. You had to bring valentines for everyone in the class, and put them in their cubby. I chose this moment to profess to this one girl that I liked her, using said Valentine. After I had written it, I got cold feet, and decided against it. However, instead of just not giving it to her, I decided to mark out my name on the card. Not with a sharpie or anything that would actually conceal my identity, but with white out. She scratched it right off and humiliated me in front of the class.

As painful as it was, it was an important experience in my life that I would never have gotten from "friendship day.


And the object lesson here, boy and girls: always use the Sharpie.
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56302 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 1:33 pm to
My school would let you order a flower and have it delivered to whatever person you want at the Valentine's Day party. A parent would come in and hand the flowers out and you'd sit there hoping someone sent you a flower. I never got a flower
This post was edited on 2/8/16 at 1:35 pm
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 2:56 pm to

Wow, that seems pretty ridiculous. Why on earth does everything nowadays have to be hijacked, gutted and made into some PC bullsh*t?

I wonder who it was that was so offended by Valentine's Day and heart shaped items that they had to outlaw them.

I'm so fed up and disgusted by the self-appointed perpetually offended azzh*les who have to change everything to the way they want it to be.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39152 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

I was rejected by a girl for the first time at my 4th grade Valentine's Day class party.


You should name her here and let the OT detectives hunt her down. You will learn how fat she is, how much her trailer is worth and how many divorces and half breed kids she has.

It will renew your love with your own life.

Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Cause some kids get no valentines in their bags and they go home and cry.


back in the 80's and 90's; we had to bring a Valentine's day card and candy for everyone in our class (class of 25-30). hmmmm, maybe that was the beginning of the "everyone gets a trophy" thing
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

o you know what day is Valentine's day?


Do you?



They'd have "celebrated" it on Friday if they were in school this week...which they aren't.

I realize this is the internet, but not EVERYTHING needs to be fricking argued about.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13588 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 4:20 pm to
Good. Although friendship day sounds incredibly stupid, at least there will finally be a break in the cycle of the idiotic holiday that is Valentines day.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 4:21 pm to
That bitch!
Posted by EmperorGout
I hate all of you.
Member since Feb 2008
11270 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 4:22 pm to
meanwhile out here in SJW land, Valentine's Day in full effect


lolHouston
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97649 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

The worst is when your kid is having a birthday party and wants to take an invitation to a couple of his friends and told he cannot hand them to his friends unless he invites the entire classroom.



That's why we mail birthday invitations.


And my kids school still has Valentine's but it's not a public school
Posted by John Keating
College Green, Ireland
Member since Jan 2015
2593 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

I was rejected by a girl for the first time at my 4th grade Valentine's Day class party. You had to bring valentines for everyone in the class, and put them in their cubby. I chose this moment to profess to this one girl that I liked her, using said Valentine. After I had written it, I got cold feet, and decided against it. However, instead of just not giving it to her, I decided to mark out my name on the card. Not with a sharpie or anything that would actually conceal my identity, but with white out. She scratched it right off and humiliated me in front of the class.

This has solid potential as the foundation story for a late teen horror flick.
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