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re: US Navy Carrier Baby Thread - UPDATE! Mom didn't know she was pregnant.

Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:21 pm to
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:21 pm to
Supposedly the glue in the boot was the allergen.

She also forgot her patrol cap one day and just wore her whole uniform fully stripped.
Posted by DoUrden
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:22 pm to
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where men and women served together (Tenders).


It's funny wen you are forward deployed like the LaSalle in Bahrain, when word that a tender was coming into port the gym got real busy!!!

One tender had the captain busted while they were in port, he was having sex with his cook (another guy.)
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:23 pm to
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was unofficially nicknamed 'The Love Boat' after 10% of all women on board became pregnant during deployment
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:25 pm to
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She also forgot her patrol cap one day and just wore her whole uniform fully stripped.

Does that mean no name tag or unit insignia's?
Posted by Luke
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:25 pm to
that help flight cost the US taxpayer a load of $$$....
Posted by lsucoonass
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Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:27 pm to
Yeah
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:29 pm to
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Tenders


You were on a tender?

tender vittles
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:29 pm to
Was that so no one could ID her or something?
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:30 pm to
Women in the military are just the worst. Especially black women with a couple of stripes. They think they're invincible and no one can touch them because they're black and female.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:32 pm to
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They think they're invincible and no one can touch them because they're black and female.


Well they kinda are, aren't they?
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:42 pm to
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tender vittles




Oh man how could I have forgotten that term?

I hooked with a girl who was eventually stationed on a tender. She was then processed out of the Navy after accusing her Division Officer of sexual harassment. She lasted less than a year aboard ship
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:45 pm to
I put one in her place during flood duty a couple of weeks ago.

We were working these POD sites handing out MREs and water around BR. My crew was working the afternoon shift at a library on Greenwell Springs. The library had been flooded and was gutted. They had been letting us use the bathroom inside even though we had port-a-shitters but who wants to shite in one of those when it's 100 degrees outside. Well one day I show up for my shift and go inside to take a shite. The guy running the library said we couldn't shite shot in their anymore for liability reasons. I was like come on man, that's ridiculous. I argued with him a little bit but he wouldn't budge so I figured I'd just call someone higher and have them come deal with this a-hole. I ended up getting distracted by something else and never called but i caught the guy having a smoke about an hour later and asked him again what was up. He said he was sorry and we could use it. He was pissed off because he had asked the black female sgt if she could use our forklift to dump some trash they had piled up into the dumpster. She told him no because the forklift was government property and it was against regulations to do that. So of course told him that was retarded and I'd be more than happy to dump his trash. Everyone was happy. She tried to stop when she me do it and i just laughed at her and called her an idiot. She tried citing off obscure regulations that I'm sure actually exist but that I dont give a frick about. She said she was going to tell the Sgt Maj. I laughed at that too. I dont know if she ever did tell him but he never brought it up to me
Posted by asurob1
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:48 pm to
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You were on a tender?

tender vittles


lol...no.

I was on a carrier for my entire hitch.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65077 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:48 pm to
I turn 30 next year. Next fall I will only have to do 31 push-ups, 40 sit-ups, and run the mile and a half in 14:30.

I can do that now without any physical training whatsoever.
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3014 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:48 pm to
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Can some one imagine this happening on a sub engaged in combat operations?


The week long medivac to the nearest friendly port would be a waste of taxpayer money, but the crib made out of lockwire and EB-green rated for 40-degree angles would be a pretty good piece of field engineering.

They did just start letting enlisted women on subs (officers have been on a few years now). I think they'll be able to prevent this from happening for a short while, but eventually the screening and the guard will get let down.
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3014 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:59 pm to
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I turn 30 next year. Next fall I will only have to do 31 push-ups, 40 sit-ups, and run the mile and a half in 14:30.


Just looked up the 30-34yr old female Navy PRT minimums: 11 pushups, 40 situps, and 1.5 mile run in 16:45

Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:01 pm to
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They did just start letting enlisted women on subs (officers have been on a few years now). I think they'll be able to prevent this from happening for a short while, but eventually the screening and the guard will get let down.


I would be so fricking pissed if they got their own berthing area. Hot racking and sleeping in the torpedo room are sacred rights of passage for all young submariners

screen all you want but if a guy and a girl want to hook up on a sub, it will be done.

This post was edited on 9/13/16 at 2:02 pm
Posted by DoUrden
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:03 pm to
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I turn 30 next year. Next fall I will only have to do 31 push-ups, 40 sit-ups, and run the mile and a half in 14:30.


Just looked up the 30-34yr old female Navy PRT minimums: 11 pushups, 40 situps, and 1.5 mile run in 16:45


This is what pisses me off, one standard for all. If a person only need to do 11 pushups to do their job why do I have to do 31.
Posted by AndyJ
Member since Jul 2008
2754 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:03 pm to
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"As the baby was born at sea aboard an operational unit, the main focus for the US Navy, the ship and its crew is the safety and well-being of the baby and the mother,"


I wish they would actually focus on ISIS
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:05 pm to
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I would be so fricking pissed if they got their own berthing area. Hot racking and sleeping in the torpedo room are sacred rights of passage for all young submariners


I think they're only on SSBNs and SSGNs right now... no hot racking on those pigs.

I'm so glad I'm out now. No smoking, no hazing, and now women onboard... disgusting.
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