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Urinal on drivers side of trucks

Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:26 pm
Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:26 pm
This needs to happen. Have it just drain to the underside of the vehicle with a tiny mudflap to prevent spray.

I could use one right now and just thought about this.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:27 pm to
You can't pee in a Gatorade bottle like everybody else, Mr. Aristocrat?
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:28 pm to
Gatorade bottles. Scoot up on the seat and piss in it.

Eta: upgrayedd beat me to it.
This post was edited on 9/20/16 at 5:30 pm
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6534 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:28 pm to
Outdoors the whole world is your urinal.*







*Does not include proper New Orleans per NOPD.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37247 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:29 pm to
Might as well add a poop chute while you're at it huh?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

poops_at_parties


Checks out.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141863 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:29 pm to
Motorman's friend

Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24155 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

You can't pee in a Gatorade bottle like everybody else, Mr. Aristocrat?



That's luxurious pissing. Try using a regular water bottle. You not only have to make sure your urethra lines up perfectly, but gotta leave a little space for the air to vent. Do that without pissing all over yourself, and you're a pro.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:31 pm to
How am I supposed to hold my phone, beer, cig, AND weiner while driving though?? For long road trips I usually just wear an astronaut diaper. It's good for multiple uses.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

Hillary Clinton's friend
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24155 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:32 pm to
I've used a condom catheter several times during Mardi Gras. They work great, until you get too confident. That's when you have a blowout.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141863 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

How am I supposed to hold my phone, beer, cig, AND weiner while driving though?
quote:

Tactical Insertion
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39187 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:33 pm to
What do nascar drivers use? Get one of those.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39480 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:34 pm to
Just pull over on the shoulder and piss in the grass like a normal person
Posted by Muice
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1268 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:38 pm to
If OP can't use a Powerade/Gatorade bottle might I recommend
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63266 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:38 pm to
Late.

Adult diapers for the win.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19266 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:38 pm to
Do these come with an extra large sheath ?
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:39 pm to
Looks nifty. Also looks like something you don't want to cheap out on parts with.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

Do these come with an extra large sheath ?


You and your boyfriend gonna try to double up in one?
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

You can't pee in a Gatorade bottle like everybody else


He poops at parties dude
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