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Posted on 7/28/17 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2087 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 3:21 pm to
Does she have over or under 9 months?
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32494 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 3:31 pm to
Yeah you're not an alter.
This post was edited on 7/28/17 at 3:32 pm
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 3:37 pm to
Reminds me of the hottie from Bates Motel
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24857 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

How fricking hard of a word to spell is "pregnancy"?


Must be pretty hard... lol
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 3:48 pm to
I'd take her out on a date. Wouldn't try to hook up with her. But I'd hang out with her.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36239 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 3:54 pm to
This. People who know they have a limited amount of time tend to make the most of it. And she'd be way beyond the petty bs that you see in most women.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 3:54 pm to
Depends on what she has. If she has the AIDS, I'm out.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38774 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 3:54 pm to
If I know women, she isn't dying and borrowed the air hose from her grandma to take the pic.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124575 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 4:08 pm to
I both sad and aroused.

Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15409 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

Man I would swipe right and just go bring her flowers or something. Spend a day with her.


Dying chicks always want the dick, not flowers.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40228 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 4:16 pm to
I ain't trying to catch a charge or a wife my fricking her to death or life for that matter

Ole baw who gave the dick of life post
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166502 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 4:16 pm to
i had the hots for her in bates motel.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114047 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 4:16 pm to
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I'd take her out on a date. Wouldn't try to hook up with her. But I'd hang out with her.


It seems like one of her dying wishes is to get some dick.. So don't waste her time by taking her out on a date and hanging with her if you don't plan on hitting it. Let her go with someone else who is willing to put out.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32513 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 4:18 pm to
I'm not falling for that one again.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 4:41 pm to
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It seems like one of her dying wishes is to get some dick.. So don't waste her time by taking her out on a date and hanging with her if you don't plan on hitting it. Let her go with someone else who is willing to put out.



Ok fine then...i'll give her some dick
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6530 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 4:52 pm to
Nice!
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167510 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 5:53 pm to
Posted by Gladesman
The Glades
Member since Jul 2017
26 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 6:12 pm to
This thread is stage 4 cancer
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:31 pm to
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So no worries about preganancy


2 for 1 combo on caskets
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32121 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:33 pm to
I would buy her flowers, treat her like a princess, and take her to any restaurant she wants.

But I do not do online dating.
This post was edited on 7/28/17 at 7:35 pm
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