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Ukrainian match-making services--do they all operate like this one?

Posted on 5/23/17 at 5:19 pm
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 5/23/17 at 5:19 pm
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79697 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 5:27 pm to
I once had a next-door neighbor who married a Russian mail-order bride. She was smoking hot, he was an alcoholic loser. It ended about as you'd expect. Six months into the marriage it was over. She was fricking another guy.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29250 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 5:35 pm to
That's pitiful. It's really sad that people feel like they have to resort to something like that
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45285 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 5:36 pm to
Exactly. These hoes ain't loyal.

They want out of their beat down war touched country where a middle class worker makes $8K a year and most all men are drunk women beaters.

They want to get to USA and if they have to shag a socially awkward out of shape weirdo for a while to get it they will do so.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7729 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 5:40 pm to
You know you're in rough shape when you can't close the deal on a mail order bride.
Posted by TheBob
Metairie
Member since Jun 2005
16935 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 5:40 pm to
What an idiot.

He obviously doesn't get it at all based on the 2nd chick he's going after. She's hotter than the first.
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 5:41 pm to
That was hard to watch.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7729 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 5:43 pm to
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That was hard to watch


I agree. It makes me realize how much money I am missing out on from just scamming fat guys from home on my laptop.
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4505 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 5:46 pm to
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He obviously doesn't get it at all based on the 2nd chick he's going after. She's hotter than the first.


I really have a hard time not feeling bad for someone so desperate that they can't see what is an obvious scam.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 6:02 pm to
That whole video was one long cringe.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38378 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 6:03 pm to
I've never met Walt, but that sounds like Walt
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 6:05 pm to
I feel bad for bros like this. They're focusing on the wrong things. Instead of focusing on finding a wife he should focus on becoming marriage-worthy.

With the right influences, and in about 1 year, these guys could pull decent looking women and not have to subject themselves to this.
This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 6:21 pm
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33965 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 6:06 pm to
No, you're seeing what brings in the most viewers. Some do a good job and make good matches
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9457 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 6:06 pm to
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I really have a hard time not feeling bad for someone so desperate that they can't see what is an obvious scam.


Not only desperate, but naive. I actually feel sorry for the guy.

Of course he isn't exactly helping his cause by having completely unrealistic expectations. He recognizes that he's a lonely, introverted, obese, ray gun collecting, video game playing guy with (probably) a decent, but not super high paying job. So he picks a 26 y/o Ukrainian model who looks a little like Angelina Jolie. Yeah, that's gonna work.

Adjust your expectations so they aligned a bit more closely with reality, Bobby! (And you just know he picked her because he's been spanking it to Lara Croft: Tomb Raider for the past twenty years.)

All that being said, I still feel sorry for this poor bastard.
Posted by GarnetStrand
Myrtle Beach
Member since Sep 2016
1185 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 6:07 pm to
Did he really say he tried to join the army to find women?
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 6:12 pm to
If I were going to do this, I wouldnt spend time emailing the girl. I would state everything in my first email. Basically tell her that if she looks like the girl in the picture, then we would have a two year trial marriage with an air tight pre-nup. During the two years I would pay for English classes and help her get a job.

If she wants to leave after 2 years ( that's how long it takes to get a green card), then she can go.

If this strategy worked, you could get a new wife every 2-3 years or find one you really like.
This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 6:14 pm
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 6:17 pm to
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If this strategy worked, you could get a new wife every 2-3 years or find one you really like.


The problem is not finding one you "like," the problem is finding one who even remotely likes you.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 6:20 pm to
Its hard to know whether you dislike a person when you cant speak their language.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 6:27 pm to
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Its hard to know whether you dislike a person when you cant speak their language.




It's not hard to know that you're not the slightest bit attracted to someone by looking at them.

It may also be difficult to find someone who could be interested in you when the only reason you have be opportunity to speak with them is because they want you to provide them with American citizenship
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 6:32 pm to
As long as neither person is a fat slob, they could make it work for two years. Even if it was just like roommates that frick.

Anyway, the girl will be cordial until she gets her green card.
This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 6:36 pm
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