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re: Tuesday Lunch thread...Leftover pork chops edition..

Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:27 pm to
Posted by NoHoTiger
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:27 pm to
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You'd get banged by so many old married fatties you'd be spunkless for a month.

I don't know how anyone could pass up an opportunity like this.
Posted by CT
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:27 pm to
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You'd get banged by so many old married fatties you'd be spunkless for a month.


Where do I sign up?
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:31 pm to
I don't know. I'm not an L. But you'll surely get some CE.

Actually, there's some pretty hardcore talent at all the vendor booths that are set up. Compared to what those chicks have to look at all day long, you'd be like the Matthew McConnaughey of the event.
Posted by boosiebadazz
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:33 pm to
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Compared to what those chicks have to look at all day long, you'd be like the Matthew McConnaughey of the event.


So we're sharing a queen bed, right?
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:36 pm to
I wish. This year it's in Baton Rouge. I'm staying at home. I have a bunk bed for you though.

Last year was Beau Rivage.
Posted by boosiebadazz
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:37 pm to
I wish I knew about it before. I could get the firm to pay for it for me.

Alas, I will most likely be taking snaps of my butthole at my desk while you're out banging adjuster bitches
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:41 pm to
Tomorrow is 3 hours of ethics. I know that applies to CLE credits. You def could have come and got your firm to pay.

Ethics and CLE, lol.

Maybe we can butthole skype on my IPad.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:42 pm to
Why are yall always talking about balloon knots?
Posted by boosiebadazz
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:43 pm to
coulda woulda shoulda
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:45 pm to
I think I've talked to Boosie literally once about buttholes, and it's in this thread. If his butthole is good enough for lester earl, it's good enough for me.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:47 pm to
This thread alone, boosie has talked about his shite shotgun like 10 times.
Posted by Brageous
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:48 pm to
i went to a bottomless club once and the stripper made it wink at me

i was in love
Posted by SouthOfSouth
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:49 pm to
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i went to a bottomless club once and the stripper made it wink at me

i was in love


I dont know what my reaction would be, but it probably depends on the stripper.
Posted by boosiebadazz
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:49 pm to
judge me, motherfricker

sorry your puritan arse doesnt like buttholes. more for me
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:49 pm to
Well then direct your hollow accusations at boosie and leave my good name out of it.
Posted by NoHoTiger
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:50 pm to
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i went to a bottomless club once and the stripper made it wink at me

I bet if I could learn to do this, my dance card would be full.
Posted by Brageous
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:50 pm to
my reaction was, "I'm glad it wasn't closer so I didn't smell it."

although it was pretty damn close

one of those classy establishments where you waltz in with a case of beer in an ice chest and share it with the strippers
Posted by SouthOfSouth
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:57 pm to
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judge me, motherfricker

sorry your puritan arse doesnt like buttholes. more for me



I never said a bad thing about the butthole. Simply was asking what was up...
Posted by SouthOfSouth
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:58 pm to
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my reaction was, "I'm glad it wasn't closer so I didn't smell it."

although it was pretty damn close

one of those classy establishments where you waltz in with a case of beer in an ice chest and share it with the strippers




I think I'd be impressed.
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