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Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:01 pm
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:01 pm
Alright some im aittle drunk but i finally met someone whose used backpages. Im eating and drinking with some people from work, and one of the guys starts talking about all his backpage hookups! Holy shite it sounds crazy and dirty; meeting hot girls for 150 and ones with adams apples for 80, some who show up in tricked out cars with big black dudes. I dont think ive laughed this much in a long time. So here we are, share your stories!
Fwiw, he had a fiance but just liked to dabble in dirty shite all the time
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:02 pm to
Dear Diary...
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112682 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:02 pm to
That's crazy
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20686 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:02 pm to
Keep going
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:04 pm to
I'm sorry. I don't speak gibberish.

Are there pics of an actual adult female, or are you just going to leave us with this incoherent collection of words?
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:05 pm to
For a :csb: drunk post, this one has potential
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:06 pm to
We're gonna have to buy a new cool story box to fit all of these zany shenanigans
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:12 pm to
Did Craigslist not work out for you?
Exploits of the mailman
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:15 pm to
So you're using "I have a co-a worker" line to cover up your hooker days? The OT certainly believes you.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:18 pm to
A friend and I went on a shark fishing trip to Pensacola a few months ago, fricked around and got hammered that evening while fishing from the beach. After looking at bikinis all day we was wanting to smash, so he gets on Pensecola backpage and finds a bad bitch offering doubles with a friend of hers. We threw in $200 each and a hour later we meet at the condo and had 1.5 hours of dirty filthy sex with no strings attached. They left and we passed out happy as hell with a great memory for 200 bones each. Not a bad deal.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:20 pm to
Except for the AIDS you got from that memorable P-Cola trip.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:21 pm to
last encounter with prostitutes was vegas during a bachelor party. I was out roaming and saw several, on the way back to my room two started talking to me and followed me to my room. One was smoking in my room while the other was on my bed. I filled the bath tub up and told them I was going in it with fireball. They werent about getting wet but wanted to suck my dick. Nothing really happened, i played with their tits and gave them 50 bucks to leave.
Terrified to get an std and was on my way to the wedding the next day, didnt want to get fricked. Told them I was a broke college student who spent all his money and all I had was 50, they wanted to frick for 100.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:22 pm to
quote:


Did Craigslist not work out for you?
Exploits of the mailman




how the hell did you pull that up so fast, I know you?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:24 pm to
Haha. It seems like a back page thread is started once a week, was wondering if you had in the past. May have been one of the other la tech baws
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53177 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:26 pm to
I was in a night class earlier and the teacher said he didn't give a frick if anyone was cruising tigerdroppings while he was lecturing.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:26 pm to
That's askin' for it.
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4152 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:35 pm to
Dammit, Karl


You think you know a guy





Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68699 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:44 pm to
Went to a friends after work one night. He had invited a back page girl over without notifying me before hand. Her fantasy was to be double teamed. I wasn't really down for it. The pics he showed me was def not the girl that showed up. Well me not being interested made the situation awkward, after one drink she up and left. Said she wasn't feeling it.

Now, I had warned him about this. A few days later, his house was robbed. Figure she was just there to scope the place out.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

Except for the AIDS you got from that memorable P-Cola trip.

Nahh, soon as I was done I jerked the rubber off and poured a shot of Wild Turkey 101 down my dick hole for insurance.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80273 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:47 pm to
I couldn't be in the same room with a naked friend of mine with an erection. It'd be too weird
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