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Too drunk to pass a breathalyzer test? Just use a raccoon instead.

Posted on 9/30/15 at 10:58 am
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11541 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 10:58 am
Probably fake but I really want this to be real.

Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 11:00 am to
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45044 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 11:06 am to
Best. Story. Ever.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108735 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 11:07 am to
I saw that on one of the Navy groups on FB. I would say that there's no way in hell that story could be real... except the fact that it was reportedly done by a drunken enlisted sailor. That leads me to believe it is a true story.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11541 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 11:15 am to
If the location was Florida, then I would believe it.
Posted by BoxmanTiger
Ohio
Member since Dec 2013
666 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 11:19 am to
That is awesome
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 11:21 am to
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7612 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 11:22 am to
This illuminati propaganda?
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 11:23 am to
quote:

Best. Story. Ever


It's in the running

quote:

But the raccoon became unconscious from being squeezed


Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 11:23 am to
Hahaha.

Solid work.
Posted by Turbeauxdog
Member since Aug 2004
23151 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 12:00 pm to
Sorry for partying?
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19126 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 12:20 pm to
This made my freakin day. Good lord...what would you give to have a clip of this going down?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68268 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 12:27 pm to
Hate to break it to yall, but there is no way an animal could successfully blow correctly into an interlock device.

Still a funny fake story
Posted by BugaJesus
Yo mama's house
Member since Sep 2015
494 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 12:59 pm to
Yeah didn't happen
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50248 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:04 pm to
If fake, creative as hell. If not, absolutely brilliant!
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2049 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:29 pm to
This man is the exact definition of the phrase " When necessity requires ingenuity"
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:30 pm to
I wan't to know how he got it from the trash can to the car, held the mouth piece up to it, and squeezed without being torn to shreds they are mean little bastards when cornered.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:36 pm to



I don't believe you.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:43 pm to
Why is the illuminati reporting this?
Posted by jlu03
San Diego
Member since Jul 2012
3320 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:54 pm to
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