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Toilet paper: What's the best?

Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:08 pm
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:08 pm
Not a joke thread, though I know what to expect from the OT. But seriously, what's the best tp you can recommend for a moderately-hairy-assed man in his mid-30's who shits up a storm 1.5 times daily?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:09 pm to
Most 2-ply strikin paper will do
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:10 pm to
Here's what your hero Obama uses

Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22903 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:10 pm to
Shredded Wheat
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16916 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:11 pm to
Scot

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Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37760 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:12 pm to
Aren't you a fig? I suggest Bounty.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59525 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:14 pm to
sanitary napkins
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

Here's what your hero Obama uses

You know how much I hate Ya Boy.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124276 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:24 pm to
Corn cobs
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

Aren't you a fig?
You can say that word on this site now?

And you know how much I love fat chicks, making me straighter than anything on this site.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16877 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:28 pm to
Costco
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:31 pm to
Charmin Ultra Strong for my Jew fro arse
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:32 pm to
Whatever's in your wiping paw.
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82365 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:34 pm to
Scott blue label
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 1:13 am to
I expected more from the OT....

The doo doo is caking, guys.
This post was edited on 4/14/16 at 1:14 am
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76336 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 1:15 am to
the three sea shells
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 1:18 am to
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And you know how much I love fat chicks
Yes we do, however your definition of a "fat chick" is not the generally agreed upon overweight woman.

The rest of us do not refer to a girthy penis as a fat chick.
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14341 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 2:38 am to
Spanish moss.
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 3:38 am to
quote:

Yes we do, however your definition of a "fat chick" is not the generally agreed upon overweight woman.
It's not that your mom isn't fat—she definitely is – she just isn't fat enough to get me hard. Sorry.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7920 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 5:59 am to
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