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re: This stand up young man comes to you and asks for a job

Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:47 pm to
Posted by GMoney28
Member since Jan 2011
1126 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:47 pm to
Seems like a good sales candidate. Really knows how to bait the hook.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:49 pm to
"eat my pussy" -said no girl ever to that freak
Posted by GMoney28
Member since Jan 2011
1126 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

"eat my pussy" -said no girl ever to that freak
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

"I hope I'm not speaking out of school or carping on this but from my lofty perch here you'll be swimming upstream trying to hook on with this firm. I fear you'll flounder if you try to tackle this heavy weight. I'm not just giving you a line or baiting you, if you'll excuse me now, I've got other fish to fry."

I'm a little more inclusive, I'd probably take the bait.
Posted by AndyCBR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2012
7548 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:56 pm to
You can work in the MRI room...

ETA: Damn KJason beat me to it!

This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 5:58 pm
Posted by unWAVEring FAN
Indianapolis, Indiana.
Member since Feb 2004
1209 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:57 pm to
Better candidate than Josh Duggar.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:59 pm to
decent resume, nice personality, not a bad looking guy there's got to be a hook somewhere!
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3584 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 6:29 pm to
He's a male hooker
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

He's a male hooker



I tried talking to him about his appearance but his every response was some kind of barb.
Posted by RDOtiger
Zachary
Member since Oct 2013
1146 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 6:34 pm to
You're too stupid to work for me - get lost, grow up, take that stuff out of your face, then come back and ask for employment.
This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 6:37 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68318 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 6:35 pm to
Can you recommend an orthodontist?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 6:37 pm to
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You're just like your damn mother...

we think it's disgusting but apparently the young girls are falling for this type of guy hook, line, and sinker
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76529 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 6:44 pm to
That's a chastity belt for his mouth.

His parents are devout Christians.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34715 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 6:44 pm to
Is that guy's name Amos Moses?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 6:46 pm to
He needs to pluck his eyebrows.
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18429 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 6:54 pm to
Circle hook baw...
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:47 pm to
The thing is that some of those really big holes will never close up. He's made a series of life long decisions. For what? I used to think it was shallow for people to judge me off of appearance when I was a teenager. I just didn't like thinking about how I dressed. Then I grew the frick up.
Posted by DownSouthDave
Beau, Bro, Baw
Member since Jan 2013
7377 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:56 pm to
Barbless hooks = pussy
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15118 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:56 pm to
He could take Joe's spot on Swamp People. He's got the hooks to handle a tree shaker
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5303 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:42 pm to
I like bait shop
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