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This Genius Underwear Lets You Slyly Adjust Your Package Without Anyone Noticing
Posted on 7/6/17 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 7/6/17 at 10:49 pm
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No guy ever wants to adjust his junk in public. It’s more a matter of need: Sometimes you have no choice but to play a little pocket pool and hope nobody notices.
That’s where a new men’s underwear line comes in. They’re called Eletrunks, and they’re like a marionette for your manhood.
Each pair of skivvies comes with a string adjuster, which runs from the tip of a penis-holding pouch to the waistband of the boxer briefs, allowing you to control your package like a puppet on a string—no flagrant, hands-down-your-pants action required. All the while, you can still get everything back into the perfect position.
Video demo in link
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Posted on 7/6/17 at 10:51 pm to Street Hawk
What about your balls? Those stick to my leg, so that's the issue I look for.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 10:51 pm to Street Hawk
quote:
No guy ever wants to adjust his junk in public.
I always have a want to
Posted on 7/6/17 at 10:51 pm to Street Hawk
quote:
Video demo in link
Know how I know you're gay?
Posted on 7/6/17 at 10:53 pm to Street Hawk
Already got some on order 
Posted on 7/6/17 at 10:54 pm to Street Hawk
quote:bullshite. I do what I have to do.
No guy ever wants to adjust his junk in public.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 10:54 pm to Street Hawk
I thought I was the only one who adjusted on the fly.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 10:55 pm to Street Hawk
Those look really uncomfortable.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 10:58 pm to Street Hawk
That doesn't help me when I need to pinch and roll an itch on my ballbag.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:04 pm to Street Hawk
A thong for my dickhole. Genius. 
ETA: And, hey, I can't unzip and piss out of that. I'm not ruining a good shirt tuck over a penis rearrangement. No sale.
ETA: And, hey, I can't unzip and piss out of that. I'm not ruining a good shirt tuck over a penis rearrangement. No sale.
This post was edited on 7/6/17 at 11:07 pm
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:04 pm to OMLandshark
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What about your balls? Those stick to my leg, so that's the issue I look for.
That's gonna require more strings and some puppeteer lessons
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:09 pm to Street Hawk
Does this underwear double as an emergency condom?
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:11 pm to Street Hawk
There isn't enough room in those pouches for the average O-Ter
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:17 pm to Street Hawk
Genius is quite the overstatement.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:20 pm to Street Hawk
Can you size them by waiste and dick size? I need a medium waste and XL dick sleeve.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:59 pm to Street Hawk
I don't see how that string is going to do anything.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 12:00 am to Street Hawk
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No guy ever wants to adjust his junk in public.
i really don't care, honestly. women adjust their breasts in public.
Posted on 7/8/17 at 7:50 am to Masterag
And we are appreciative, well for some women.
Posted on 7/8/17 at 7:52 am to Street Hawk
But do they have a way to show your butthole to people?
Posted on 7/8/17 at 7:55 am to GEAUXT
Yea, NBHNC!
This post was edited on 7/8/17 at 7:56 am
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