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Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:41 pm to MorbidTheClown
Wow, went to LSU with that guy.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:45 pm to mpar98
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:46 pm to mpar98
I say a lot of cusswords inside my head.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:47 pm to Pepe Lepew
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Last time I visited a large church, most young moms and daughters had dresses on that was so tight, left nothing to the imagination
And what church might this be?
Not asking for a friend.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:49 pm to foshizzle
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And what church might this be?
the church of the poison mind.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:55 pm to MorbidTheClown
He will probably see the error of his ways and become a preacher at Healing Place Church.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:55 pm to mpar98
Say "I do."
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:58 pm to mpar98
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:14 pm to GeauxDJ74
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I will not freebase cocaine uhhh...uhhh....if I'm in church
I wondered how long before somebody posted this.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:15 pm to mpar98
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Witness video shows Williamson positioning a briefcase with a recording device in a way to view up the victim's dress, police said.
LOL WTF. not too inconspicuous right?
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:16 pm to Broski
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Baptists are crazy
Can't they just sit in the back, stare at their feet for the entirety of the service, and run out of there 5 min early so they can avoid bullshite conversation about play dates and parking lot traffic like good Catholics do?
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:19 pm to mpar98
Typical baptiste.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:20 pm to Breesus
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Fart
I have a baby (5 months). Now I can fart and just blame the little one. The wife still knows it was me.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:25 pm to Pepe Lepew
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Last time I visited a large church, most young moms and daughters had dresses on that was so tight, left nothing to the imagination....
This is very true. We attend one of the 5 largest churches in the US because my wife like to blend into the crowd. But I hate/love going there because half the women dress in outfits that would be more appropriate at a sorority party than church. Sure, I'm a red blooded male and enjoy seeing the skin of attractive women, but at church it makes it hard to get into a mood to worship.
It's especially bad/great if you sit in the raised section behind one of the entrances. Cleavage is doubled or tripled at that angle.
Also, speaking of things you shouldn't do in church. My most risque moments as a teen all happened at church or on church related activities. My first boob touch? At church. My first pussy touch? Church. First and only time I had two hot chicks make out in my lap? Back of the church van after a bible quizzing competition. Same chick was involved in all 3 scenarios too.
I was the pastor's son btw.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:27 pm to mpar98
Freebase cocaine
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:36 pm to VaBamaMan
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I was the pastor's son btw.
there was a girl in my hs, pastor's daughter, and not hard on the eyes, very sweet girl, but she was the village bicycle, an absolute nympho, no drugs, no booze, just sex, and lots of it, at church every time the doors were open, sang in the choir, etc., etc., one night she did 17 guys on our football team
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:38 pm to mpar98
Wear basketball shorts according to one priest who stopped a sermon to accost this family for their son wearing said shorts several years ago.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:40 pm to mpar98
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Things you shouldn't do in church
Be an a-hole by sitting at the end of the pew and making 90 yr old people with walker climb over you instead of pushing down....I've seen this in every Catholic church I've ever been in.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:41 pm to DudeK2
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Wear basketball shorts according to one priest who stopped a sermon to accost this family for their son wearing said shorts several years ago.
This is dumb shite.... I wonder if he accosted Jesus for hanging damn near naked on the cross???
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