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Posted on 5/13/22 at 12:51 pm to CocomoLSU
I absolutely hate, LOATHE is a better word, this fad with teenage boys of short a** nut-cruncher shorts. I mean, what in the actual F? Why do you think it is cool to walk around with a seam splitting your nuts to either side and an imprint of your shite coming through your shorts. For the life of me, I don't understand.
I also completely hate this fad of mustaches with no beards. Grow it all or don't, but your porn stache looks freaking ridiculous!
Take both of these things, add them together and I'm a volcano just waiting to erupt.
Take both of these things, add them together and put them on a grown a** man that looks like he's trying to be a "cool" teenage boy, and I can't help myself. I straight up have told them how freaking ridiculous they look. My wife tells me that one day, one of them will not put up with my words. I tell her, I'm not worried because I doubt any grown man that refuses to grow a beard, only has a porn stache and is wearing nut murdering shorts trying to look cool will ever be man enough to say anything.
I got mad just typing that shite!
I also completely hate this fad of mustaches with no beards. Grow it all or don't, but your porn stache looks freaking ridiculous!
Take both of these things, add them together and I'm a volcano just waiting to erupt.
Take both of these things, add them together and put them on a grown a** man that looks like he's trying to be a "cool" teenage boy, and I can't help myself. I straight up have told them how freaking ridiculous they look. My wife tells me that one day, one of them will not put up with my words. I tell her, I'm not worried because I doubt any grown man that refuses to grow a beard, only has a porn stache and is wearing nut murdering shorts trying to look cool will ever be man enough to say anything.
I got mad just typing that shite!
This post was edited on 5/13/22 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 5/13/22 at 12:56 pm to OweO
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OweO
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People who talk about things they don't keep up with or have no (or very little) knowledge on. If I hear someone talking about something and they will say something that isn't accurate at all.. It sounds as if they are just repeating something they heard, its takes everything in me to not yell out and correct them or tell them why what they said isn't accurate at all.
This is fricking hilarious. Your MO is starting a long winded post explaining you don’t know much about something then following it with multiple paragraph opinions
Posted on 5/13/22 at 12:58 pm to CocomoLSU
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My favorite is when chicks on FB post happy birthday to their "best friend" every other week. I always want to tell them that they likely don't understand what the word "best" actually means. You can't have 30 best friends.
Not on FB, but I've been going into this with my 9 year old daughter. I hear about some new "best friend" every two weeks. I've had multiple conversations with her trying to get her to understand that the "best" descriptor in "best friend" negates the other 12 people she's already told me about.
I fear I'm fighting a losing battle, but I will die on that hill.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 1:02 pm to CocomoLSU
Girls who post on social media pictures of their workout machine "miles ran" or whatever display and are still fat.
People who use the word "fresh" to describe how a room feels or something similar to that.
People who use the word "fresh" to describe how a room feels or something similar to that.
This post was edited on 5/13/22 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 5/13/22 at 1:04 pm to CocomoLSU
Friends that don't like charter fishing trips with their lifelong buddies.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 1:07 pm to CocomoLSU
-Meetings with no agenda. I've got better shite to do than watch you figure out why the frick you scheduled the meeting.
-Metrics that don't drive change. Why am I collecting this data if it's not going to change anything.
Grocery stores. Idk man, irrational hatred.
-Metrics that don't drive change. Why am I collecting this data if it's not going to change anything.
Grocery stores. Idk man, irrational hatred.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 1:18 pm to HangingWithMrCooper
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Friends that don't like charter fishing trips with their lifelong buddies.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 1:19 pm to AllDayEveryDay
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Grocery stores. Idk man, irrational hatred.
Hey, man, fair enough. This is the thread for an irrational hatred of grocery stores.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 1:23 pm to CocomoLSU
Bill Engvall "comedy"
He's awful.
I hope all the bad things in life happen to him and nobody but him.
He's awful.
I hope all the bad things in life happen to him and nobody but him.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 1:29 pm to CocomoLSU
-The terms “staycation” and “man cave”
-Americans adopting British phrases like “mum”, “on holiday”, “at university”
-that dumb fricking open mouth smile/surprise face people make on YouTube thumbnails
-Americans adopting British phrases like “mum”, “on holiday”, “at university”
-that dumb fricking open mouth smile/surprise face people make on YouTube thumbnails
Posted on 5/13/22 at 1:30 pm to CocomoLSU
When it comes to pizza, I like a meat lovers pizza. If you’re limited to two toppings, I’ll get sausage and pepperoni.
However, whenever I’m in a group that is ordering pizza, you always get the f*cking a$$holes who insist on ordering these exotic pizzas with mushrooms, anchovies, pineapple, greenpeppers, black olives, etc.
So, we wind up ordering one of each of these mix-and-match exotic f*cking sh!t. And, without f*cking fail, when the pizzas arrive all these f*cking assholes will eat one bite of these crap pizzas and pig out on the meat pizzas, leaving those of us meatlover pizza fans with maybe one slice if we get there in time. Then we wind up having to throw away all the f*cking garbage pizzas that I knew they weren’t gonna f*cking eat in the first f*cking place.
Sorry for venting.
However, whenever I’m in a group that is ordering pizza, you always get the f*cking a$$holes who insist on ordering these exotic pizzas with mushrooms, anchovies, pineapple, greenpeppers, black olives, etc.
So, we wind up ordering one of each of these mix-and-match exotic f*cking sh!t. And, without f*cking fail, when the pizzas arrive all these f*cking assholes will eat one bite of these crap pizzas and pig out on the meat pizzas, leaving those of us meatlover pizza fans with maybe one slice if we get there in time. Then we wind up having to throw away all the f*cking garbage pizzas that I knew they weren’t gonna f*cking eat in the first f*cking place.
Sorry for venting.
This post was edited on 5/13/22 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 5/13/22 at 1:35 pm to CocomoLSU
I can't quite pinpoint it but something about his face makes me want to say to him, if he were still alive, WTF?
Posted on 5/13/22 at 1:36 pm to MMauler
Birthday collages girls post to one up another mutual "best friend"
They love to post from different "seasons"
People saying "season of life"
They love to post from different "seasons"
People saying "season of life"
Posted on 5/13/22 at 1:48 pm to supadave3
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It upsets my team at work sometimes
People that call their coworkers "my team".
Posted on 5/13/22 at 2:45 pm to IAmNERD
When people leave a job and refer to their next job as a "journey" or "adventure"
You're not on the Oregon Trail, pal.
You're not on the Oregon Trail, pal.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 2:48 pm to CocomoLSU
I could fill up a book with this.
Anyone playing any sort of music at a volume that can be heard by anyone else. For two reasons. #1, I don't want to hear your music. #2 what if music didn't bother me and I wanted to play my music instead? Then what do we do?
Trucks not sanctioned by the state that decide to put up cones without anyone else's authority. I get it, you're working and you have a truck to unload, but you don't get to just occupy an entire turn lane at 3 PM on Friday.
Construction worker, lawn workers, anyone that has any heavy machinery doing anything after 5 PM. Go home. Shut it down. Unless you're on a 50 acre tract where nobody can hear you, it's time to settle down.
Any sort of bass.
Lifted trucks that are immaculately clean that park in apartment complexes. What are you doing? Just drive a normal car. You're making it hard for everyone else to maneuver around you. It's unnecessary.
Large groups of guys. This is likely my own insecurity. But hey this is the thread about shite that bothers you that shouldn't. I can't help but seeing a group of people that lack confidence to do things by themselves.
Older people that still go to the bar and get into drama as if they are in their 20s.
Everyone calling any local bar a dive bar. That term has lost all of its meaning.
People who meander in the grocery store. I hate this one so much I do our grocery shopping most of the time at 5 AM on Saturday at the 24 hr grocery store in town. Get out the way. Why don't you have a list? Why have I seen you in the same aisle 6 times?
A screaming child makes me want to kick them.
People giving me shite for not getting my wife stuff for the big holidays. I surprise her with random shite almost every time I leave the house and see something I think she would like. Because I didn't do it on the designated holiday means nothing to either of us. Mind your business.
The energy of Friday/Saturday nights. I just want everyone around me to calm down a bit. I know its Friday. I know it's time get fricked up. Just chill out.
Businesses that I go into that are clearly cutting corners for the sake of their owners' profits. Not enough employees, poor lighting, a little dingy. I'm more likely to frequent your establishment if I feel like you take pride in your establishment.
I have more, but I'll stop. This felt good.
Anyone playing any sort of music at a volume that can be heard by anyone else. For two reasons. #1, I don't want to hear your music. #2 what if music didn't bother me and I wanted to play my music instead? Then what do we do?
Trucks not sanctioned by the state that decide to put up cones without anyone else's authority. I get it, you're working and you have a truck to unload, but you don't get to just occupy an entire turn lane at 3 PM on Friday.
Construction worker, lawn workers, anyone that has any heavy machinery doing anything after 5 PM. Go home. Shut it down. Unless you're on a 50 acre tract where nobody can hear you, it's time to settle down.
Any sort of bass.
Lifted trucks that are immaculately clean that park in apartment complexes. What are you doing? Just drive a normal car. You're making it hard for everyone else to maneuver around you. It's unnecessary.
Large groups of guys. This is likely my own insecurity. But hey this is the thread about shite that bothers you that shouldn't. I can't help but seeing a group of people that lack confidence to do things by themselves.
Older people that still go to the bar and get into drama as if they are in their 20s.
Everyone calling any local bar a dive bar. That term has lost all of its meaning.
People who meander in the grocery store. I hate this one so much I do our grocery shopping most of the time at 5 AM on Saturday at the 24 hr grocery store in town. Get out the way. Why don't you have a list? Why have I seen you in the same aisle 6 times?
A screaming child makes me want to kick them.
People giving me shite for not getting my wife stuff for the big holidays. I surprise her with random shite almost every time I leave the house and see something I think she would like. Because I didn't do it on the designated holiday means nothing to either of us. Mind your business.
The energy of Friday/Saturday nights. I just want everyone around me to calm down a bit. I know its Friday. I know it's time get fricked up. Just chill out.
Businesses that I go into that are clearly cutting corners for the sake of their owners' profits. Not enough employees, poor lighting, a little dingy. I'm more likely to frequent your establishment if I feel like you take pride in your establishment.
I have more, but I'll stop. This felt good.
This post was edited on 5/13/22 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 5/13/22 at 3:28 pm to CocomoLSU
When multiple two switches control the same light and one up and one down means the light is off. If all the switches are down, all the lights should be off.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 3:38 pm to CocomoLSU
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Things that absolutely shouldn't bother you...but do anyway
People still wearing masks, especially cloth ones.
People who actually, really believe in astrology.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 3:40 pm to CocomoLSU
Missing a socket that I will never use from a complete socket set.
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