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Thief stuffs python down his pants at pet store
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:43 pm
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PORTLAND, Ore. — A snake thief smuggled a 2-foot-long python from a Portland pet store by stuffing it down his pants.
Sgt. Greg Stewart said no arrests have been made in Friday’s theft. But Christin Bjugan, an owner of A to Z pet store, said video surveillance has helped viewers and police detectives identify a suspect, and she expects to have the snake returned soon.
“We know who did it,” she said Monday. “We know where he lives, we know where he works, we know all about him and his girlfriend. We’re just waiting to get our snake back.”
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I get accused of this all the time.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:45 pm to RebelExpress38
You have a garden snake.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:50 pm to RebelExpress38
I have a python in my pants too, but it's nowhere near 2 feet long. It's a measly 12" erect, even shorter when flaccid.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:53 pm to RebelExpress38
I'm going to be pissed when this dipshit wins 1.5 billion tomorrow.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:55 pm to RebelExpress38
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Thief stuffs python down his pants at pet store
He wanted a bigger snake in his pants than was already there.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:00 pm to RebelExpress38
feels like a publicity stunt
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:12 pm to RebelExpress38
Would have been funnier if it was an anaconda.
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