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There aren’t many things worse than combining last names for a pre-wedding celebration

Posted on 7/27/23 at 10:42 pm
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
12169 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 10:42 pm
There are, for sure. But not many. You can’t really get lamer (much more lame) than this.

For example:

Last name 1: Jefferson
Last name 2: Falken

#JeffKen

“Can’t wait to celebrate the JEFFKENS!!!”
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98378 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 10:43 pm to
If Barbie and Oppenheimer got married they would be Barbenheimer.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
12169 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

If Barbie and Oppenheimer got married they would be Barbenheimer.


This is actually a great example.
Posted by cajuntiger1010
Member since Jan 2015
9259 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 10:49 pm to
To me, it’s cringey whenever the Bridal party comes up with a hashtap pre-wedding. Like “#Soon2beSmith”
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
4861 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

This is actually a great example.


I don't think Barbie is her last name.
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3608 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 10:54 pm to
Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
1683 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 11:01 pm to
it's a clear cut give away that the "guy" is going to end up a cuck sitting in the corner while some bull nails his wife
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142507 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 11:05 pm to
If the Who, Barry & Robin Gibb, the Flying Burrito Brothers & the Fugs got married, they'd be Who Gibbs a Flying Fug
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4071 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 11:32 pm to
Have never heard of that.
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
5308 posts
Posted on 7/28/23 at 2:30 am to
I’ve got it beat:
A couple I know combined their last names for their daughters last name.
To use your example, instead of her name being Sarah Jefferson, her name is Sarah Jeffkin. I will never be able to take anything the father says seriously.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25859 posts
Posted on 7/28/23 at 2:37 am to
quote:

If Barbie and Oppenheimer got married they would be Barbenheimer.
as long as they have an OppenBar, I wont complain.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39760 posts
Posted on 7/28/23 at 3:08 am to
Sliding down a 30 foot razor blade. That would be worse.
Posted by Alucard67516
Member since Jun 2023
37 posts
Posted on 7/28/23 at 3:23 am to
yeah that mans balls are in his new wifes purse. Apparently equality means both people are equally stupid
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
12169 posts
Posted on 7/28/23 at 4:01 am to
quote:

To me, it’s cringey whenever the Bridal party comes up with a hashtap pre-wedding. Like “#Soon2beSmith”


Exactly what I’m talking about. It’s so bad.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
12169 posts
Posted on 7/28/23 at 4:02 am to
quote:

couple I know combined their last names for their daughters last name. To use your example, instead of her name being Sarah Jefferson, her name is Sarah Jeffkin.


Wait. So daughter has a different last name than the parents?
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12525 posts
Posted on 7/28/23 at 4:07 am to
On a similar note, the Times Picayune many years ago published the upcoming French-Twickler wedding.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18079 posts
Posted on 7/28/23 at 4:29 am to
Way to describe your vocabulary does not include the word portmanteau. I down voted this swacky thread.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29505 posts
Posted on 7/28/23 at 6:15 am to
#TurnupwiththeTurners

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65941 posts
Posted on 7/28/23 at 6:25 am to
Wilhelm Fokker and Chen Yu

#FokYu
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5607 posts
Posted on 7/28/23 at 7:34 am to
Should be the Falkersons.
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