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The Kissenger simulates kissing your long-distance lover

Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:29 pm
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
3460 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:29 pm
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Long-distance relationships are difficult because not only is your lover completely removed from your day-to-day life, but you have absolutely zero possibility of tangible physical intimacy. This is sad. Researchers from the Imagineering Lab at City University London think they can solve this problem, however, with their new Kissenger gadget. The device mimics a real kiss using pressure sensors and actuators. It’s purely for regular pecks on the cheek or mouth — no tongue simulation is available. Sorry.

The Kissenger pairs with a messaging app that lets a user send a kiss, so when one is sent, the Kissenger measures pressure on different parts of the sender’s lips to replicate that exact kiss on the recipient’s Kissenger. The lip part of the device is made of silicon. I don’t think it would feel as nice as a regular kiss, but hey, who knows. Maybe a cold silicon device pushing against your lips would feel good if you knew it came from a loving place


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Version 2.0 needs to make a jump from 1st base to 3rd base.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5296 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:32 pm to
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send a kiss


If they could just make an app that could send a sandwich...
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:33 pm to
I have one of those. It doesn't connect to a phone though
Posted by iamAG
Member since Aug 2015
3517 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:33 pm to
They make better toys than that.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98180 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:35 pm to
I have the weirdest boner.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25899 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:37 pm to
Can you stick your dick in it?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77959 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:46 pm to
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Can you stick your dick in it?



Those exist.
Posted by Decisions
Member since Mar 2015
1474 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:53 pm to


They're late to the game.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4334 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:58 pm to


says

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