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The Kissenger simulates kissing your long-distance lover
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:29 pm
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Long-distance relationships are difficult because not only is your lover completely removed from your day-to-day life, but you have absolutely zero possibility of tangible physical intimacy. This is sad. Researchers from the Imagineering Lab at City University London think they can solve this problem, however, with their new Kissenger gadget. The device mimics a real kiss using pressure sensors and actuators. It’s purely for regular pecks on the cheek or mouth — no tongue simulation is available. Sorry.
The Kissenger pairs with a messaging app that lets a user send a kiss, so when one is sent, the Kissenger measures pressure on different parts of the sender’s lips to replicate that exact kiss on the recipient’s Kissenger. The lip part of the device is made of silicon. I don’t think it would feel as nice as a regular kiss, but hey, who knows. Maybe a cold silicon device pushing against your lips would feel good if you knew it came from a loving place
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Version 2.0 needs to make a jump from 1st base to 3rd base.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:32 pm to Street Hawk
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send a kiss
If they could just make an app that could send a sandwich...
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:33 pm to Street Hawk
I have one of those. It doesn't connect to a phone though
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:33 pm to Street Hawk
They make better toys than that.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:35 pm to Street Hawk
I have the weirdest boner.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:37 pm to Street Hawk
Can you stick your dick in it?
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:46 pm to BigPerm30
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Can you stick your dick in it?
Those exist.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:53 pm to Street Hawk
They're late to the game.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:58 pm to Street Hawk
says
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Dis is for poozies
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