The First Porno Filmed By Drone Is Actually Kind Of Beautiful (Drone Boning)

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We’ve all heard the old advertising adage “sex sells.”

It’s simple: Take anything — a movie, a photograph, a commercial — add an element of sexuality to it, and bam! You’ve got yourself a hit.

One videographer decided to put the powers of sex to the test in his latest work, a montage of aerial landscape footage shot by a drone camera.

In-between sweeping shots of fiery sunsets, crashing waves and mountaintop views, producer Ghost+Cow added a sexual element: people f*cking.

And the first drone-shot porno was born.

Creatively titled Drone Boning (note the sarcasm), the “porno” features couples fooling around in-between grapevines, on top of dead grass-covered hilltops and on a dirt road.

You’ll feel secondhand pain watching humans humping atop what likely are the least comfortable screwing spots ever.

As commenters note, this video, shot by Spark Aerial, shouldn’t even technically classify as a porn since the actual sex is so hard to see because of the drone’s altitude. User kwahhn complained that it’s “hard to fap when you’re trying to squint at the same time,” while another called agentoy declared, “That was remarkably unsexy.”

Lesson learned: If you’re trying to get your rocks off, “Drone Boning” will disappoint. Stick to the classics, guys.

Oh, yeah — this probably doesn’t need to be said, but this is definitely NSFW.

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