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The BJ Cafe
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:41 pm
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The firm behind the Swiss café, Facegirl, says customers will be able to order coffee, then select a sex worker of their choice from an iPad to give them a blowjob. You sure as hell can’t do that at Starbucks.
And just how much will this sexual service set you back? 60 Swiss francs, or about $50. Plus five francs for the coffee, of course. This is a business after all. But still, not bad for a caffeinated afternoon (or morning) delight.
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Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:43 pm to dawgfan24348
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Facegirl
Talk about nailing your business name.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:43 pm to dawgfan24348
I'd blow so much money there
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:43 pm to dawgfan24348
Extra creme with your coffee, sir?
You're god damn right.
You're god damn right.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:43 pm to dawgfan24348
quote:
select a sex worker of their choice from an iPad to give them a blowjob.
Does it list stats like Madden?
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:44 pm to dawgfan24348
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:45 pm to dawgfan24348
Solid way to start the morning
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:46 pm to dawgfan24348
Idiocracy has arrived:
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:46 pm to OMLandshark
So thy only offer "hot" lattes
Let me know when then full body latte gets put on the menu
Let me know when then full body latte gets put on the menu
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:47 pm to dawgfan24348
Sounds great, right up until the police bust in and haul you off to jail for supporting sex trafficking.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:47 pm to dawgfan24348
quote:Cheaper than a date
or about $50.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:49 pm to dawgfan24348
BowlJackson Cafe would rake in money
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:49 pm to BowlJackson
You'd blow all your customers away.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:50 pm to dawgfan24348
Yes I'll have a latte and a slurpee please.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:51 pm to dawgfan24348
$50 seems reasonable for a good BJ
Cheaper than taking a chick to a decent restaurant
Cheaper than taking a chick to a decent restaurant
Posted on 7/2/17 at 4:53 pm to PrivatePublic
Yeah I'm glad sex trafficking doesn't exist where prostitution is illegal.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 5:30 pm to dawgfan24348
Coffee makes me poop. A perfect surprise for my selection.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 5:34 pm to dawgfan24348
The blowjob café. Now that is an idea that has legs
This post was edited on 7/2/17 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 7/2/17 at 5:49 pm to dawgfan24348
I'd be so wired up every morning
Posted on 7/2/17 at 5:53 pm to OMLandshark
quote:it arrived with our president who likes golden showers
Idiocracy has arrived:
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