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The benefits of severe short term memory

Posted on 11/8/15 at 8:49 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16098 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 8:49 pm
In order to get optimal effect you need 4 hrs of memory. You need to be able to watch a movie and talk about it.

Also, you could have sex and 4 hours later you could go at it again. No more honey, I'm tired.

Food would be better. If you really like something you could eat it over and over.

I think there are some real benefits to having a reset on your memories. What do you think?
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25795 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 8:50 pm to
Id rather remember where I put my keys
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 8:50 pm to
It would allow me to forget your shitty threads
Posted by Poncho
R.I.P. Ivar's
Member since Aug 2014
537 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 8:50 pm to
You blazin bruh
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 8:52 pm to
Send me pics of your wife. We can frick all day and night, but it's all good because you'll totally forget in 4 hours.

Hell, when she gets pregnant she can totally convince you the kid is yours.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16098 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 8:52 pm to
thftb
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167247 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 8:54 pm to
But then we would forget all of the good quality threads you have made
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 8:59 pm to
If Hugh Freeze was my coach, I would like to have short term memory loss after yesterday.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 9:01 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35115 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 9:01 pm to
You would never know when you last shite. I couldn't go through life like that.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58068 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16098 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 9:03 pm to
Dude, your coach is so fat that his jumpsuits are RV covers.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 9:04 pm to
Your coach has teeth that make the Ipana beaver jealous,bruh.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16098 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 9:07 pm to
Dude your coach is so fat we had to create two threads on the SEC scoreboard to make room for his fat arse.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 9:09 pm to
O yeah? Well Bert had sex with your wife.
Posted by HurricaneDunc
Houston
Member since Nov 2008
10472 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 9:11 pm to
What are we posting about?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16098 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 9:15 pm to
Bert is so fat he once emptied an Arkansas beanbag chair and cut a few holes in it for an outfit.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 9:26 pm to
When Hugh Freeze smiles, it looks his mouth is throwing gang signs.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16098 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 9:30 pm to
Dude when they make Bert a jumpsuit they buy an Arky 6 man tent for the material and then customize it into a jacket.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 11/8/15 at 9:35 pm to
Are we still doing this? At any rate, Hugh Freeze uses his teeth to cut chain at the hardware store.
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