re: Tell me your favorite joke and I will laugh.

Helen Keller walked into the door... And the table... And the couch

Do you know how Helen Keller's parents used to play a joke on her?

They would tell her to read Braille on the stove

What did the 0 say to the 8?









Nice belt frick face.

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I don't see the problem if the stove wasn't on

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I see what you did there.

A fat man and a deaf man walk into a bar.

Weight, What?

I went to a zoo the other day.

The only animal it had was a dog.

It was a shih tzu

A man and a little boy are walking along in the woods. The little boy says "I'm scared. These woods are really dark. and really scary."

The man says "You think YOU'RE scared, you don't have to walk out of here alone!"

What gets earlier to pick up the heavier it gets?



Women

Once upon a time there was a little boy that loved the circus. The walls of his room were filled with the playbills and posters from big top shows all over the world. His desk was filled with vibrant colors of the circus. He owned every circus music cd ever released.

Above everything else, the little boy loved the clowns. They were his favorite. He'd entertain himself for days sitting in front of the TV watching various clown routines from around the world.

On the boys 10th birthday, his parents gave him tickets to the circus. The boy was overjoyed. All he could think about for the days leading up to the show was finally getting to see the clowns.

Finally, the day arrived. They say on the first row. The boy could hardly contain his excitement. Out came the ringmaster, the animals, then the elephants. After that the trapeze artists. The boy knew the clowns would be next.

Finally, he heard the clown music. Out came the clown car riding around the ring. A dozen clowns came popping out of the car until finally the head clown stepped out. He grabbed a microphone and gazed out into the audience before making eye contact with the boy. He started to walk towards him. The boy couldn't stay in his seat. He was about the meet a real clown.

Once the clown arrived at the boys seat, he lifted his microphone and smiled. He then unleashed a torrid number of all manner of insults. "You're mommas so fat... You're so stupid...." The crowd erupted in laughter as the boy stood mortified in front of the entire circus as his hero berated him. He finally could take no more and ran in tears out of the tent. Later that night, the boy decided he would do whatever it took to get back at the clown for ruining his dream.

The boy read ever book on comedy he could find. He researched comedy, watched professional comics deal with hecklers. He joined a comedy club, and started doing improv. By high school, he was regularly entertaining his peers with his quick wit. He won the talent show doing his comedy routine. He was voted class clown his senior year. He went to comedy college and graduated first in his class. He was one of the most desired young comics in the country by age 20. He decided it was time.

He bought tickets to the same circus. He sat in the same seat. The man could hardly contain his excitement. Out came the ringmaster, the animals, then the elephants. After that the trapeze artists. The man knew the clowns would be next.

Finally, he heard the clown music. Out came the clown car riding around the ring. A dozen clowns came popping out of the car until finally the head clown stepped out. The same clown from 10 years ago.
Once again the clown grabbed the microphone. Once again he saw they man. Once again he walked over to him. Once again he smiled before unleashing a torrid spew of insults at the man. "You're mommas so fat...." "You're so stupid....." Once again the audience erupted in laughter.

The man snatched the microphone away from the clown. The crowd fell eerily silent. Ten years of training were about Togo into this moment. He stood up in his seat, looked down at the clown with a glare in his eyes, and said...

"frick you clown."