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Tainted Buffet at Jackson Strip Club
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:43 pm
Even though I am sure it wasn't funny I LMAO reading the account:
Jackson Telegraph: Tainted Buffet at Jackson Strip Club....
Jackson Telegraph: Tainted Buffet at Jackson Strip Club....
quote:
Patrons at the venue who were sitting near the stage were the most directly affected by the incident, which occurred close to 11pm. According to a witness at the venue, three dancers were performing on separate poles when the first sign of trouble emerged. “At first I picked up a bad smell; I thought maybe the guy next to me had farted,” said the witness, who declined to be named. “However, the smell got worse and I noticed that a lot of other guys were looking around to see what it was.” It was at this point that the first dancer to suffer from diarrhea was unable to control her bowels any longer, and ‘a stream of brown liquid soon gushed over the stage splashing onlookers’, according to the witness. “It was absolutely disgusting,” he told journalists. “A number of guests immediately puked. I personally ran for the exit, I lost all interest in the show.” The other dancers on stage also suffered from diarrhea soon after and were forced to abandon their performance. “They had a hard time getting off the stage,” said one witness, who stayed to watch the aftermath of the incident. “High heels and diarrhea really don’t mix.” Many of the guests who had been enjoying the show and buffet also contracted diarrhea.
This post was edited on 8/13/17 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:47 pm to ABearsFanNMS
That's absolutely disgusting. I wonder if there were any lap dances going on during the outbreak
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:48 pm to ABearsFanNMS
Pretty sure that if you eat at the buffet of a strip club, you're pretty much asking for whatever comes your way.
This post was edited on 8/13/17 at 3:48 pm
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:48 pm to ABearsFanNMS
Isn't this old? Or has a similar thing happened again
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:48 pm to ABearsFanNMS
I'd love to be the plaintiff's lawyer in those lawsuits
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:49 pm to ABearsFanNMS
That is one way to lose a hard on.
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:49 pm to ABearsFanNMS
quote:
the first dancer to suffer from diarrhea was unable to control her bowels any longer, and ‘a stream of brown liquid soon gushed over the stage splashing onlookers’
And this, gentlemen, is why you always sit at the bar.
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:50 pm to Ed Osteen
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Isn't this old?
Article is dated 8/13/17
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:51 pm to ABearsFanNMS
This reads like arseinclarse thread.
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:52 pm to AlbertMeansWell
quote:
Story is fake, HTH
I hope it is but the sad thing is I could see it happening. I had to go to one of Jackson's fine gentlemen establishments once for a bachelor party and I will never ever go back!
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:52 pm to ABearsFanNMS
Brings a whole new meaning to "Jackson is a shite hole"
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:53 pm to ABearsFanNMS
It's fake. IRL journalists are not that good.
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:54 pm to ABearsFanNMS
That place would be packed if it was in Tokyo.
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:54 pm to ABearsFanNMS
quote:
Even though I am sure it wasn't funny I LMAO reading the account:
A few months ago it was the same story at some anonymous Jacksonville, FL strip club. Totally fake.
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:57 pm to ABearsFanNMS
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:57 pm to Jack Daniel
Same story different town
In late May 2017, the web site Border Herald published the claim that a “tainted buffet” at Jacksonville, Florida, had caused strippers to have diarrhea while onstage:
Snopes
CLAIM A "severe diarrhea incident" struck a Jacksonville strip club, affecting dancers and patrons who consumed tainted buffet food.
RATING FALSE
In late May 2017, the web site Border Herald published the claim that a “tainted buffet” at Jacksonville, Florida, had caused strippers to have diarrhea while onstage:
Snopes
CLAIM A "severe diarrhea incident" struck a Jacksonville strip club, affecting dancers and patrons who consumed tainted buffet food.
RATING FALSE
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