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Tainted Buffet at Jackson Strip Club

Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:43 pm
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17461 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:43 pm
Even though I am sure it wasn't funny I LMAO reading the account:

Jackson Telegraph: Tainted Buffet at Jackson Strip Club....

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Patrons at the venue who were sitting near the stage were the most directly affected by the incident, which occurred close to 11pm. According to a witness at the venue, three dancers were performing on separate poles when the first sign of trouble emerged. “At first I picked up a bad smell; I thought maybe the guy next to me had farted,” said the witness, who declined to be named. “However, the smell got worse and I noticed that a lot of other guys were looking around to see what it was.” It was at this point that the first dancer to suffer from diarrhea was unable to control her bowels any longer, and ‘a stream of brown liquid soon gushed over the stage splashing onlookers’, according to the witness. “It was absolutely disgusting,” he told journalists. “A number of guests immediately puked. I personally ran for the exit, I lost all interest in the show.” The other dancers on stage also suffered from diarrhea soon after and were forced to abandon their performance. “They had a hard time getting off the stage,” said one witness, who stayed to watch the aftermath of the incident. “High heels and diarrhea really don’t mix.” Many of the guests who had been enjoying the show and buffet also contracted diarrhea.
This post was edited on 8/13/17 at 3:45 pm
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18440 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:45 pm to
Is this real life?
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:47 pm to
That's absolutely disgusting. I wonder if there were any lap dances going on during the outbreak
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:48 pm to
Jackson
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79678 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:48 pm to
Pretty sure that if you eat at the buffet of a strip club, you're pretty much asking for whatever comes your way.
This post was edited on 8/13/17 at 3:48 pm
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57481 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:48 pm to
Isn't this old? Or has a similar thing happened again
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65706 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:48 pm to

Trickinosis
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23383 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:48 pm to
I'd love to be the plaintiff's lawyer in those lawsuits
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62786 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:49 pm to
That is one way to lose a hard on.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79678 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

the first dancer to suffer from diarrhea was unable to control her bowels any longer, and ‘a stream of brown liquid soon gushed over the stage splashing onlookers’


And this, gentlemen, is why you always sit at the bar.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:50 pm to
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Isn't this old?

Article is dated 8/13/17
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:50 pm to
Story is fake, HTH
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:51 pm to
This reads like arseinclarse thread.
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17461 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

Story is fake, HTH


I hope it is but the sad thing is I could see it happening. I had to go to one of Jackson's fine gentlemen establishments once for a bachelor party and I will never ever go back!
Posted by Abadeebadaba
LSU fan @ FSU
Member since Sep 2010
4983 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:52 pm to
Brings a whole new meaning to "Jackson is a shite hole"
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25459 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:53 pm to
It's fake. IRL journalists are not that good.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7314 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:54 pm to
That place would be packed if it was in Tokyo.
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
30360 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Even though I am sure it wasn't funny I LMAO reading the account:



A few months ago it was the same story at some anonymous Jacksonville, FL strip club. Totally fake.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108359 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:57 pm to
Outright plagarism: LINK

And that one says "Jacksonville".
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15098 posts
Posted on 8/13/17 at 3:57 pm to
Same story different town

In late May 2017, the web site Border Herald published the claim that a “tainted buffet” at Jacksonville, Florida, had caused strippers to have diarrhea while onstage:

Snopes
CLAIM A "severe diarrhea incident" struck a Jacksonville strip club, affecting dancers and patrons who consumed tainted buffet food.
RATING FALSE

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