re: Strangest Paranormal shite that has ever happened to you

Posted by Grim

Member since Dec 2013

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Posted on 2/9/16 at 3:43 pm to TutHillTiger

A few years ago my son fell off a ladder trying to get into our attic and we thought he was fine but the next day he fell into a coma. After a few months of unsuccessful treatment he was allowed to come home and a bunch of strange shite started happening when he did. We were hearing demonic sounds on his sister's baby monitor, my wife claimed to see a shadowy figure at night, and we found a bloody handprint on our son's bed. At that point I had had enough so we moved to a new house. Unfortunately the bizarre occurrences continued. Finally we brought in a paranormal expert to see what was haunting our house. Turns out it wasn't our house that was haunted...it was our son. The lady did a bunch of weird bullshite and eventually we got rid of the demon that was attempting to take our son's soul. Honestly by the time we got into the spiritual realm and started fighting the demons I wasn't even scared anymore, I was just ready for it to be over so I could go back home and get a BJ

Posted by AjaxFury

In & out of The Matrix

Member since Sep 2014

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Posted on 2/9/16 at 3:49 pm to Grim

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The lady did a bunch of weird bullshite and eventually we got rid of the demon that was attempting to take our son's soul. Honestly by the time we got into the spiritual realm and started fighting the demons I wasn't even scared anymor

Isn't this the plot of Insidious?

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Posted by Grim

Member since Dec 2013

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Posted on 2/9/16 at 3:50 pm to AjaxFury

Never heard of it

Posted by AjaxFury

In & out of The Matrix

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Posted on 2/9/16 at 3:55 pm to Grim

Then that's fricking incredible

Posted by gaetti15

Member since Apr 2013

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Posted on 2/9/16 at 4:03 pm to AjaxFury

quote:
Isn't this the plot of Insidious?

Posted by AjaxFury

In & out of The Matrix

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Posted on 2/9/16 at 4:08 pm to gaetti15

"Sounds like the plot of Good Will Hunting"

Posted by TheIndulger

Member since Sep 2011

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Posted on 2/9/16 at 4:17 pm to retired trucker

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if you putzed with that oujia board, toss it in the garbage and ask to be forgiven , pray over some olive oil, then smear a bit over the top of the entrances into the home... best wishes

Posted by Pecker

Rocky Top

Member since May 2015

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Posted on 2/9/16 at 4:28 pm to maqueschoux

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One night while out drinking with some buddies we stopped at one of my friends house and his family was having a get together. His great aunt who is a traiteur (so said) was there and reading everyone's palms giving typical psychic nonsense. This lady was pure coonass from Lake Arthur and was telling my buddies they would have x amount of kids and work in x profession and have x amount of marriages... She looks at my hand and just starts balling crying and wouldn't say anything. She uttered something in French to the other old ladies there and cried for like 15 minutes.
This never really bothered me, but some of my family still worries that something tragic will happen to me

You should have smacked the shite out of her

Posted by TutHillTiger

Mississippi Alabama

Member since Sep 2010

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Posted on 2/9/16 at 4:47 pm to Pecker

I love all the people that think everything paranormal is bullshite. So many of them claim typically claim to be devote Christians, yet the Bible and the companion books are full of demons, Angels, ghost, Giants, and tons are wierd shite. So do u believe that or it all bullshite too. Lol