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re: Strangest/Funniest sex term you have heard?

Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:22 am to
Posted by Bama Bird
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:22 am to
You wouldn't get banned for that. So long that you don't post pics.
Posted by LooseCannon22282
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:24 am to
quote:

trangest/Funniest sex term you have heard?


Boofing.

or Boofed.

yeah, I don't know either. But I heard that word thrown around to replace fricking a few times back in the day.
Posted by stuntman
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:26 am to
Ok then, here we go;

Glass bottom boat- A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top.

Alaskan pipeline- the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones vagina.
Posted by Bama Bird
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:29 am to
Posted by stuntman
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:34 am to
I wonder how many people have actually tried those things? Then again, maybe I don't want to know.
Posted by Bama Bird
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:35 am to
Probably a few. Maybe none. I think a majority of words on urbandictionary are people just trying to be as creative as possible
Posted by forksup
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:36 am to
Heard this one in high school - munging:
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quote:


munging
1) Go to a graveyard with four of your buddies
2) Dig up Fresh corpse (female) and have a gang bang.
3) Afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the vagina.
4) Someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such into the person's mouth. They swallow it.

"I sure did love munging the Thompson's Daughter last week."


I hope no one has ever done this before
Posted by BuccWildBammer
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:42 am to
Munting:

quote:

A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)

To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.

Hey Mary lets go munting, they buried your sister two weeks ago now. She'll be ripe!!


Posted by BuccWildBammer
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:45 am to
Nope LC

Boofing (and yes I knew this don't ask me how lol)

quote:

boofing
The act of inserting drugs into the anus for a longer trip. Most often occurs at Disco Biscuits shows by spun-out kids on ketamine.
Dude I was so spun out at the Disco Biscuits show after we were boofing that ketamine!
This post was edited on 3/17/14 at 12:46 am
Posted by tigercross
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:54 am to
Spacedocking:

Two partners align their anuses and defecate back and forth.

Chili Dog:

A partner has diarrhea on his (or her, in the event of a strap-on) partner's chest, then titty f*cks him/her.

I've been trying to find munging/munting videos for months.

Strawberry Shortcake and Angry Dragon are always good choices.

Rodeo:

A guy has his buddy who is wearing a cowboy hat hiding in the closet of the bedroom with a video camera and airhorn. While engaging in coitus, he inserts himself into his partner's anus. Simultaneously, his friend bursts out of the closet while blasting the airhorn and videotaping the encounter. If the guy can stay on top of/inside of his partner for 8 seconds, he wins.

Your mileage may vary.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:32 am to
Russian Bear Trap

Soaking your testicles in vodka, then prying open your partner's anus to put said testicles in, and letting the rectum clench the testicles.
Posted by BobMayonnaise
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:33 am to
Smush
Posted by BhamBengal
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:46 am to
Cleveland steamer-you can look it up
Posted by Cornholio
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 2:52 am to
Tounge punching a fartbox.
Posted by I'mCastorTroy
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 2:59 am to
Face frick
Posted by tidalmouse
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 3:09 am to
Not funny but pretty gross.

Kirstie Alley described this in a Playboy interview.Kelsey Grammer had told her of it's existence.

Felching

After anal sex licking your cum from girl's arse and transferring to her mouth.

Doing the same with her vagina is also referred to as Felching.



eta: Mine was mild compared to y'all sick bastards.Good God.
This post was edited on 3/17/14 at 3:16 am
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 7:05 am to
This is a fricked up thread
This post was edited on 3/17/14 at 7:05 am
Posted by chillygentilly
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 7:05 am to
Blumpkin Vagina Platypus

quote:

the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza. while a girl is giving you a blumpkin you have your pet platypus look on or videotape. to spice up the moment have the platypus join in and stick his platypus penis in her arse. if done correctly the platypus will have a fatal orgasim. Also works with a mecgerkin.

Posted by Florida225
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 7:05 am to
Then what...
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 7:09 am to
Are you BH's new alter? That is funny though but it feels weird when I cover the entire length of the other guys ween with my foreskin.
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