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re: Stop Masturbation now!

Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:27 pm to



I agree. I prefer a hand full of pussy and a mouth full of arse.

Posted by Dirty Rascal
BR/Nola
Member since Sep 2014
1010 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:28 pm to
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10999 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:31 pm to
That's the most factual pie chart I think I've ever seen
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:32 pm to
Not one single person on this planet with empty hands will ever be able to climb to heaven, either. Can't work your way into heaven nor can a person sin his or her way out of heaven.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14488 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

I guess they don't care about prostate health.


Prostate health is one thing but think about the crimes against women and the broken marriages should they stop Masturbation . I guess the church doesnt care about that
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This post was edited on 9/10/16 at 12:35 pm
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:34 pm to
I've got to climb to heaven like Mexicans over Trumps Wall?! I think I'll pass.
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9119 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:35 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:36 pm to
Also doubles for lethal injection executions.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14488 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:40 pm to
That kids gonna be using that thing till the day he dies. Wonder if it comes with extensions for his older years .
This post was edited on 9/10/16 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:45 pm to
You may never climb to heaven with your hand on your dick--but you can jerk yourself pretty damn close on occasion.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27479 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

It's not that hard to climb a ladder with one hand.




It is however quite hard to climb a ladder with an erection.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:47 pm to
No one needs church, except them folks that want to go to church.

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

It is however quite hard to climb a ladder with an erection.


There's your third point of contact. Proceed.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:48 pm to
Don't you even prehensile penis, bro?
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:49 pm to
#PrayAwaytheSpray
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65862 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:52 pm to
Masturbation: A hard subject to come to grips with.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Masturbation: A hard subject to come to grips with.
Posted by JamalSanders
On a boat
Member since Jul 2015
12135 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

I think it's pretty shitty that I can't post Bible study threads


Seriously? Why not?
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 9/10/16 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

t I can't post Bible study threads but your allowed to start threads that make fun of Christianity



How do you know he just wasn't spreading the good word?


Presume much?!?
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