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Spinoff - Who had the craziest shite go down with family over Christmas?

Posted on 1/1/17 at 11:43 am
Posted by TejasPete
Member since Dec 2013
1425 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 11:43 am
I love hearing of debacles at family reunions.
Posted by CyrustheVirus
Member since Jan 2013
2870 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 11:45 am to
Yet you bring nothing to the table. You're a debacle...
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 11:46 am to
I had a turd that looked like a snaked and circled the whole bowl and had a piece of corn where an eye would go.
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53177 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 11:50 am to
Nothing too exciting.

My aunt gave my mother a cussing because she wasn't invited to celebrate Christmas with our family. (Mom, Dad, and my 2 sisters and their kids).

My mom also invited my grandmother to that same event, which was irritating, but whatever.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 11:53 am to
Not my family but close friends. They had a holiday wedding. A guest passed out at the church and they had to call an ambulance.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 12:01 pm to
had two cousins sneak off after christmas dinner to smoke meth. caught them buttfricking later that night.


just kidding. were not trashy.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 12:02 pm to
May I offer the name of "Ferguson" for it?

Happy New Year Doc!
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

I had a turd that looked like a snaked and circled the whole bowl and had a piece of corn where an eye would go.



Pics or it didnt happen.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

just kidding. were not trashy.


OK, so no meth. Butt fricking though?
Posted by Tygerfan
Member since Jan 2004
33745 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

My aunt gave my mother a cussing because she wasn't invited to celebrate Christmas with our family. (Mom, Dad, and my 2 sisters and their kids).

My mom also invited my grandmother to that same event, which was irritating, but whatever.



That is kinda shitty.
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 12:48 pm to
Well my Mom got drunk and then Dad got drunk at our Christmas party. We started drinkin champagne punch and I made some home-made eggnog. My little sister Kim brought her new boyfriend. He was a Mexican named Jesus. My dad didn't know what to think of him 'till he started singing "Feliz Navidad".

My Brother Ken brought his kids with him
the three from his first wife Lynn and the two identical twins from his second wife Mary-Nell.

He brought his new wife Kay who drinking and talking about just leaving AA plus
chainsmokin' while the stereo plays
noel noel.

We Carvd tthe turkey, turned the ballgame on
mixed the margaritas when Kay finished off the eggnog


Uncle Earle sent Ken to the QuicPac store
Because we need some ice and an extension cord. Ken bought a can of bean dip and some Diet Rites, a box of tampons and some Marlboro lights.

Cousin fran and rita drove from harlejin
But really i can't remember how i'm kin to them but when they tried to plug their motor home in, they blew our xmas lights so our other cousin david knew just what went wrong so he threw the breaker and the lights came on.

This was my Christmas.


Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18770 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 1:09 pm to
That cousin David is a regular electrical genius, throwing the breaker and whatnot.
Posted by slaughlin
North Dad Gum Louisiana
Member since Apr 2008
3100 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 1:43 pm to
Do I know you? I was at that wedding last night
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 1:49 pm to
Maybe, but I like to stay anonymous

I wasn't there, but I heard about it from family members who were.
Posted by slaughlin
North Dad Gum Louisiana
Member since Apr 2008
3100 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 1:54 pm to
Understood. ..
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20037 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 2:59 pm to
At least half of my turds are large and extend out of the water. Have a portfolio of them to share if you post your email.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2100 posts
Posted on 1/1/17 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

At least half of my turds are large and extend out of the water. Have a portfolio of them to share if you post your email.


Maybe that was one of Orgeron's binders?
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