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**Spin-Off ** What are the best pranks you've ever pulled on your family?

Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:22 am
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:22 am
I once called my dad from my apartment in college in the middle of the night. I was on the third floor with a 55gal fish tank and I told him that it had broken and flooded into the two floors below me. Dead silence for about 30 seconds, what felt like 5 min. Then I said, "April Fools" and hung up.

He didn't call me back for about a week.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:22 am to
Slow down Chris
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:24 am to
When I was 13, one of my brother's friends convinced my brother that I impregnated his also 13 year old cousin (even though I'd never so much as touched a boob).

My brother beat my arse and told my parents. Absolutely hilarious.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72597 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:28 am to
quote:

When I was 13, one of my brother's friends convinced my brother that I impregnated his also 13 year old cousin (even though I'd never so much as touched a boob).

My brother beat my arse and told my parents. Absolutely hilarious.



It would have been funnier if it was your own cousin...and more realistic, you hillbilly.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:29 am to
quote:

It would have been funnier if it was your own cousin...and more realistic, you hillbilly.




....she was my 5th cousin.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:30 am to
Two threads in 1 day. I know right, what an a-hole.

Now do you have a funny story to tell? If not, don't worry, the lunch thray will be here soon enough.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13257 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:30 am to
My dad is such a prankster. He's been playing hide-n-seek with me for about 17 years. Motherfricker is hidden really well. He's so goofy.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:31 am to
Have an upvote.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59623 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:34 am to
I loosened the parmesan cheese at pizza hut when I was 12. Got my dad and he was pissed off. don't think I ever got him that mad again. you don't mess with his food.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:37 am to
One time, at 16 years old I had half a gallon of stage blood, my family was coming home late so I made the house look like a sign of a struggle. Left the front door open, raided rooms opening all cabinets and etc.

Covered myself in the blood and laid on the floor in an awkward position for them to find me. It was funnier in my mind, but I regretted it later.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23380 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:38 am to
When my Dad was 77, he received the first ticket he had ever received in his life. I told him I would "take care of it."

I sent him a fake letter from the J.P. telling him he would have to report on Saturday to pick up trash for eight hours. ETA: It also told him that he would have to pick up his orange jump suit at the Sheriff's office.



This post was edited on 10/26/16 at 11:43 am
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:40 am to
I farted in my dads face once.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:41 am to
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
17132 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:41 am to
put a matchbox car on the stairs to trip my brother.

Got my dad instead

He was carrying a TV

This was back in the 80's
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59623 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:42 am to
quote:


He was carrying a TV

This was back in the 80's



so it was a 13" that weighed 350 lbs ?
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:42 am to
We have a roll of yellow crime scene tape that I've used from time to time. Neighbors go out of town a lot so they frequently come home to a house for sale or Police Line do not cross.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
17132 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:46 am to
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so it was a 13" that weighed 350 lbs


it was a 27" but yeah that fricker was heavy


I felt like shite and would have been whipped into next Tuesday had my old man been physically capable of swinging a belt afterwards

thirty years later he still tells the story and how that was the closest he's ever been to killing a member of the family
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59623 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:47 am to


Posted by dshort_bruh
Verbena
Member since Sep 2016
507 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:50 am to
I was at Applebees with my family one time and my sister left the table. She was drinking lemon water so I put a bunch of salt in her glass and mixed it up and I saw a lemon seed floating. I thought it would be funny to stick the seed in the straw. It wasnt funny and my sister almost died. She threw the seed up as well as her chicken and shrimp and my parents were cussing the employees.

















They still don't know it was me






Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28082 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:52 am to
not family but a very good friend


went to a bachelor party in Nola. I was the best man, best friend was the groom.
He gets shite faced and passes out around midnight. We drag him from bar to bar but finally had enough.
We take a cab to the airport, buy a one way ticket to Denver and put him on the plane ( this was before 9-11 so it was much easier to get on a plane).

I put his cell phone and his wallet in his pocket, but remove all his credit cards and money.

We leave the plane, watch it take off and go back to the bars.

Later that morning I get a call from him. He asks me how he got to Denver. I told him I have no idea.
He flies back later that morning, then we go to the wedding.
Bride didn't talk to me for about a month
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