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South Louisiana Strip Clubs??

Posted on 10/12/17 at 12:56 pm
Posted by truth87
Member since Jun 2017
49 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 12:56 pm
Pretty soon I'm taking my 18 year old nephew from Atlanta on a official visit to LSU and wanting to know where are the best strip clubs between BR and NOLA located?

I'm a married man but my wife is fine with me visiting strip clubs (she rather that then me having multiple affairs). He's very sheltered and afraid of women so I think this will help build his confidence and prepare him for a better love life once he's on campus and able to reinvent himself.

So where to go?
This post was edited on 10/12/17 at 12:58 pm
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57486 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 12:57 pm to
Cringe
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 12:57 pm to
The Penthouse club in BR is pretty close to LSU
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77981 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 12:57 pm to
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He's very sheltered and afraid of women


So introducing him to strippers is going to help?

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I'm a married man but my wife is fine with me visiting strip clubs (she rather that then me having multiple affairs).


Holy frick you aren't trashy at all.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34319 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 12:58 pm to
Illusions in Woodville

Pray that the pussy hammer is working
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11559 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 12:58 pm to
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He's very sheltered and afraid of women so I think this will help


So teaching him that throwing money at bitches equals titties in ya face is the first thing you thought of?
Posted by Roadkill Gumbo
Covington
Member since Sep 2017
318 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:00 pm to
Take him to a transgender club.
Posted by Jack Bauers HnK
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
5713 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:01 pm to
I guess that’ll teach him to be another guy that threatens multiple affairs if his wife doesn’t let him go to strip clubs.
Posted by 20MuleTeam
West Hartford
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:01 pm to
Obvious BS
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78086 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:05 pm to
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I'm a married man but my wife is fine with me visiting strip clubs (she rather that then me having multiple affairs).


your post here hasn't aged well

quote:

The amount of ignorant white racist trash on TD is repulsive and alarming. I'm clearly not among intelligent, decent, and inclusive people.
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6044 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:05 pm to
Just stop at an ATL strip club on your way out.
Posted by AA77
Member since Jan 2016
3796 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:05 pm to
I think there is one in Geismar, I've heard it's in a couple of trailers and it gets real busy with the plant operator crowd right after turnaround season.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97644 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:06 pm to
I don't think he'll be able to get into strip clubs at 18
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38804 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:07 pm to
visions is what you want
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10940 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:07 pm to
8/10
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27414 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:21 pm to
...you do realize where magic city is? Right?
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:23 pm to
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Pretty soon I'm taking my 18 year old nephew from Atlanta on a official visit to LSU and wanting to know where are the best strip clubs between BR and NOLA located?

Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7836 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:48 pm to
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prepare him for a better love life


Yep. Strippers are the best way to do that.

quote:

help build his confidence


Yep. No better way to build confidence than to stuff dollar bills in a future doctors g string.

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reinvent himself


Sounds like he's preparing to come out of the closet. Something tells me you have some experience in this.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79693 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:54 pm to
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He's very sheltered and afraid of women so I think this will help build his confidence and prepare him for a better love life once he's on campus and able to reinvent himself.


If you're looking to be the cool uncle and get him laid for the first time, there's easier ways, you know.
This post was edited on 10/12/17 at 1:55 pm
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