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Solution for the scenario of beached whales.....

Posted on 2/11/17 at 9:55 am
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20042 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 9:55 am
It's a natural culling of whales when this happens. So, instead of volunteers trying to coddle them and pet them and shove them back into the ocean, why not use them to feed the needy?
Form teams of food preparers and cooks to send to the scene and begin the process. Collect the food, cook it or freeze it, provide the product to the needy and be done with it. The non food item parts can be harvested for other products or pushed back into the ocean for food for marine life.
Problem solved and everyone wins.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 9:58 am to
Fat chicks on the beach?
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
22814 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 10:00 am to
quote:

Fat chicks on the beach


Somebody page me?
Posted by meddizzle
Colorado
Member since Apr 2008
794 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 10:00 am to
Mercury levels in whale meat would equate to you poisoning the needy......how could you?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16224 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 10:02 am to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 10:03 am to
quote:

Collect the food


Blubber? Yeah, I don't think even the needy deserve that shite on their plate.
Posted by Bistineaubengal
Member since Aug 2008
804 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 10:03 am to
You don't eat sick animals..
This post was edited on 2/11/17 at 10:04 am
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 10:05 am to
Dynamite
Posted by GoRuckTiger
Bossie City
Member since Aug 2013
1453 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 10:24 am to


Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 10:32 am to
frick I can smell it through the phone.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 11:01 am to
It's often not actually a natural culling

There has been a direct correlation to whales and dolphins beaching themselves most frequently when there is a ship with sonar and in sonar testing facilities


But they still do it occasionally just cause suicide or saw some fine titties on the beach
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56041 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 11:15 am to
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There has been a direct correlation to whales and dolphins beaching themselves most frequently when there is a ship with sonar and in sonar testing facilities


unfortunately, this appears to be true...seems that the navy had to change up some exercises a decade or so ago because of this.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 11:22 am to
thought this was going to be a sorostitute thread
Posted by airportwhiskey
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
691 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 11:23 am to
I don't know about whales, but I've always thought providing hog meat to homeless shelters would be a good idea. Two birds with one stone.
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 11:31 am to
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thought this was going to be a sorostitute thread


Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34202 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 11:46 am to
Taking the time to free up whales keeps SJW's occupied. I like the hog idea.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

Mercury levels in whale meat would equate to you poisoning the needy......how could you?


I wasnt behind the idea until this was brought up.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

unfortunately, this appears to be true...seems that the navy had to change up some exercises a decade or so


Yep but a lot of other navies don't give a shite and continue to basically drive these highly intelligent animals insane by bombarding them with sonar

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Hog meat to homeless


This is a fricking spectacular idea
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65714 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 1:28 pm to
Rots o Japanese brooking New Zeerand vacrations this weekend.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2103 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 2:25 pm to
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