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So, what's your favorite brand of torture?
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:10 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:10 pm
I'll go with something good, but beatable - The Judas Cradle.
Yay!
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The triangular-shaped end of the judas cradle was inserted in the victim's anus or vagina. This torture could last, depending on some factors discussed below, anywhere from a few hours to complete days.
The time it took someone to die varied enormously from individual to individual. Torturers would sometimes add weight to the victim's legs as to increase pain and hurry the victim's death. Other torturers would place oil on the device which increased pain considerably.
This device was rarely, if at all, washed. If the victim did not die quickly enough, or their painful execution was interrupted, they would invariantly die from an infection.
Yay!
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:12 pm to blueboy
What's the little gadget they put in your mouth and then expand? That one
ETA: Its called the Pear of Anguish
ETA: Its called the Pear of Anguish
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:12 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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What's the little gadget they put in your mouth and then expand? That one
My penis?
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:15 pm to blueboy
One that keeps the victim alive for days.
One visited upon them piece by piece, like a symphony of agony. Nocturnes of pain accompanied by arias of mental torture.
A toe sliced off here. An ear gnawed off by a rat there. A burn, a bludgeon.
Creativity keeps them on their toes. (While they still have them)
We really should have experienced torturers for things like child molesters and mass murderers and people who play their shitty music too loud in traffic.
One visited upon them piece by piece, like a symphony of agony. Nocturnes of pain accompanied by arias of mental torture.
A toe sliced off here. An ear gnawed off by a rat there. A burn, a bludgeon.
Creativity keeps them on their toes. (While they still have them)
We really should have experienced torturers for things like child molesters and mass murderers and people who play their shitty music too loud in traffic.
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 6:16 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:16 pm to blueboy
Nope..... if it's a guy... I grab him and strip him down... tie him to a tree and find a real hot chick that gets him hard as a rock... and then put a reverse barb into his pecker.. and then I start talking to him about wat he has done and how does he really feel about it... then I get some honey and get said hot chick to pour it over his package and then get a shovel full of fire ants and pour it on......
And I am laughing the whole time.....
Sucks to be him.....
And I am laughing the whole time.....
Sucks to be him.....
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:17 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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What's the little gadget they put in your mouth and then expand? That one
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 6:18 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:18 pm to dukke v
Peej....... what on earth......????? Sounds like you've thought about this before........
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:19 pm to sweetwaterbilly
I have DONE it before.......
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:19 pm to blueboy
Victim has to drink Hillary's colostomy contents
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:22 pm to blueboy
Checking In to the serial killer thread.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:24 pm to blueboy
Gotta be the Romans' poena cullei. The victim would be sown up in a leather sack with several live animals and thrown into a river.
In the most well documented case of this, the victim was sown up with a chicken, a dog, a monkey and a snake.
In the most well documented case of this, the victim was sown up with a chicken, a dog, a monkey and a snake.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:26 pm to blueboy
I am never using the phrase "what a pain in the arse" again
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:27 pm to fr33manator
quote:Chinese death by a thousand cuts does all of that.
One that keeps the victim alive for days. One visited upon them piece by piece, like a symphony of agony. Nocturnes of pain accompanied by arias of mental torture. A toe sliced off here. An ear gnawed off by a rat there. A burn, a bludgeon
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