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So I was on the elevator today and pretty sure this hot nurse let one loose...

Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:56 pm
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
27301 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:56 pm
Good Lord,completely ruins the attraction and I obviously had to regroup and immediately get off on the next available opening/floor.

WTF is wrong with people?Can't they just hold it til they get off?
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:58 pm to
She saw your bridge troll looking arse and wanted to make sure you didn't try to talk to her is what she told me
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63063 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:58 pm to
If there was only one other person on the elevator, then the next available floor would either be hers or yours, right?

And if there was more than one other person, how do you know it was her?
Posted by EastNastySwag
Member since Dec 2014
5978 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:58 pm to
Sounds like she's above your pay grade
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

If there was only one other person on the elevator, then the next available floor would either be hers or yours, right?

And if there was more than one other person, how do you know it was her?




solid
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:59 pm to
Next time, get ahead of the gas and PIIHB.
Posted by TigerTerd
Member since Sep 2010
2659 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:59 pm to
Probably a testament to how ugly you are.
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
27301 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:00 pm to
It wasn't and the only other candidates were to the side...99% sure
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35199 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:00 pm to
It was a test.

She's in to scat play.

You missed a great opportunity.
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
27301 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

Sounds like she's above your pay grade



The only way that could happen would be if she was a nurse anasthetist and I would doubt it...she also had a little bit of an emarrased look on her face as I left.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11375 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:08 pm to
You are a dipshit
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:09 pm to
She was establishing dominance over you. She could see you were a beta cuck and wanted you to know who's boss.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:12 pm to
Probably just Thanksgiving dinner still working it's way through her system. My farts and shits lately have been god awful.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22171 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:13 pm to
Well you know what they say about hot nurses with loose booty holes..
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124317 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:15 pm to
If she farted in front of you it means she wants the D.
Posted by NikeShox
Toula Baw
Member since Sep 2016
1251 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:26 pm to
They got em!!
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16925 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

hot nurse


Where exactly does this mythical creature exist?

Serious question.
This post was edited on 11/29/16 at 6:50 pm
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24178 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

She saw your bridge troll looking arse and wanted to make sure you didn't try to talk to her is what she told me


This is how every first reply should be on a shitty thread.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17850 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:50 pm to
Might be remnants from the colostomy bag she just through venting. That shite stays on you, literally
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:54 pm to
PIIHB anyway.
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