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So I get a random text from this chick...
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:46 pm
She calls me Elvis and proceeds to try and sell me a house. She's in real estate and says we have met and shite. So I play along and keep stringing her on.... She seems to have zero clue that she has wrong number. Convo gets pretty deep. I ask her if she has heard of this site to try to break the ice and see if she can figure out who I am. This goes on for like two hours. I finally let her know I am not Elvis . She gets a great laugh and then STILL wants to sell me s house!!!!! Might be the best wrong number I ever got. 
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Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:47 pm to dukke v
no anal sex in an ice cream truck, no care
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:48 pm to dukke v
Did you at least get a pic of her tits?
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:49 pm to SlowFlowPro
This could still happen.....
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:49 pm to dukke v
you still have access to an ice cream truck?
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:50 pm to dukke v
Did you ask her, since you can't afford to rent a home that isn't on wheels how does she expect you to buy anything?
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:50 pm to Evil Little Thing
Not yet..... This may turn out to be a house showing sex type episode.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:50 pm to dukke v
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:50 pm to SlowFlowPro
Lol. Sure.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:51 pm to dukke v
CSB I'm gonna assume you are unemployed to burn two hours like that. Congrats.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:53 pm to lsuwontonwrap
So you can't get a random text at work?????
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:56 pm to dukke v
quote:PJ. you aern't famous bro
Convo gets pretty deep. I ask her if she has heard of this site to try to break the ice and see if she can figure out who I am.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:59 pm to SuperSaint
She used to post here and let her know who I was to see if she could figure it out. And YES I am famous.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:00 pm to dukke v
Most action you've had in months right?
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:00 pm to SuperSaint
Shhhhh...no one has told him yet.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:01 pm to HoustonChick86
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:02 pm to dukke v
Tell her to bow to the king and bring you a peanut butter and banana sandwich
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:02 pm to HoustonChick86
No sale and no pussy. Good job, I guess.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:02 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
SuperSaint
bro, what happened the other day? you still need me?
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:02 pm to dukke v
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