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re: Smacking while eating

Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:08 pm to
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:08 pm to
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I slap people across the face in restaurants because of this.





Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35749 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

My girlfriend is the worst with this, but it doesn't really bother me. I find it cute sometimes.


You and your girlfriend are both trash.

I'm guessing she sucks a mean cock, huh? That shite wouldn't last one minute at a meal without me getting up and leaving her arse at the table....for life!
Posted by baytiger
Boston
Member since Dec 2007
46978 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:10 pm to
honestly even when people aren't smacking, I can hardly stand listening to them eat. it's pretty much the worst sound in the world, and smacking amplifies it.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

My girlfriend is the worst with this
Congrats on dating a neanderthal


quote:

I find it cute sometimes.

Congrats to her on finding her a neanderthal to date
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:10 pm to
I worked with a guy that did this. He sounded like a dog chewing on itself just by eating. It was so annoying
Posted by Emiliooo
Member since Jun 2013
5148 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:11 pm to
It is probably one of the most insufferable things to listen to

ETA: I'd say this should be a new way of interrogation.
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 12:13 pm
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:11 pm to
People that smack should be shot.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:11 pm to
Can one smack even though lips aren't opening?
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
16918 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:12 pm to
There appears to be a consensus view that it is as awful as I think, so what could this person's deal be? Do they not realize how audible it is? Could they possibly be oblivious to the fact that it is a cardinal sin in Western table manners?

I'm just trying to understand.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83932 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:12 pm to
My older brother smacks while he eats. Of course, he also goes to 5-star restaurants and orders chicken tenders and french fries and wants his steak well done with ketchup.

I die a little bit inside each time I go out to eat with him.
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 12:15 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:14 pm to
You are an enabler when you go out to eat with you, you are worse than the crime itself.
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 12:15 pm
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90500 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:15 pm to
Some people just eat like cavemen. I have a few friends that I dread eating dinner with because of how they eat.

i dont think they notice theyre doing it. well i hope they dont notice it
Posted by BGSB
Opelousas
Member since Jan 2010
2257 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:15 pm to
Mouth Breathers are prone to this
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202873 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:17 pm to
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he also goes to 5-star restaurants and orders chicken renders and french fries and wants his steak well done with ketchup.




Whats wrong with this.........
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83932 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12119 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:18 pm to
There's an Indian (dot) man I work with that chews with his mouth open. It's f'ing disgusting.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35749 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

Whats wrong with this.........


I am guessing you smack your food.
Posted by goatman1419
Prairieville,LA
Member since Jan 2007
3070 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:20 pm to
I fricking hate that shite. Also there is a condition name for this where you can't deal with the sounds of eating. Which also shows most conditions are bull shite.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

I am friends with someone who I cannot stand to eat with.

Same here, what makes it worse is once I hear it I can't help but listen for it.
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