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Sitch is apparently on the wagon

Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:22 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:22 am
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:26 am to
Winnie the Pooh was an addict?
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:27 am to
quiter
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66448 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:29 am to
Honey. He couldn't keep his nose out of that sticky.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83940 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:30 am to
He would take honey from his friends without asking. Damn near ruined every relationship he ever had.

And I think he molested Piglet. But he probably had it coming. He was an enabler.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66448 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:39 am to
He was tweaking out. Didn't even wear pants.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20281 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:46 am to
The Situation is low energy! Give this man a toot
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35215 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 9:28 am to
quote:


Winnie the Pooh was an addict?



Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17101 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Sitch is apparently on the wagon


Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 9:35 am to
Did he give up steroids too?
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8767 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Winnie the Pooh was an addict?


Bruh was a total junkie, man.
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8767 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 9:38 am to
quote:

He would take honey from his friends without asking. Damn near ruined every relationship he ever had.

And I think he molested Piglet. But he probably had it coming. He was an enabler.




Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
88789 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 9:46 am to
quote:

The Situation is low energy! Give this man a toot

Am I missing something with all of the "low energy" post throughout the boards? It's all I've been seeing lately.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11562 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 9:49 am to
Do you even MAGA baw?
Posted by BigBossMan
Caplewood
Member since Oct 2011
1277 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 9:51 am to
He probably fits right in with the tools in AA/NA
This post was edited on 7/31/16 at 9:53 am
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76529 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Am I missing something with all of the "low energy" post throughout the boards? It's all I've been seeing lately.


Yes.
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
88789 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 10:10 am to
No, I don't MAGA whatever that is
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 10:16 am to
It's a poli board thing
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 10:38 am to
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After being introduced by the night's host, "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane (who warned the crowd to keep watch on the "Jersey Shore" star "in case Donkey Kong throws a barrel at him"), the Situation went up to the microphone, wearing aviator sunglasses, and proceeded to bomb all over the place. His jokes were so bad that one Comedy Central exec suggested that most of his act might be cut from the final broadcast of the roast, which airs March 15.


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"The Sitch," as he's called, deadpanned to Cummings, "I actually wouldn't call you a grenade because you won't be blowing up anytime soon." (Buh-dum-bum!) He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoop's ancestors were property. (Snoop did not appear amused.) Before long, the audience began to boo so loudly that comedian Jeffrey Ross, who's been at this so long he's known as the Roastmaster General, had to interject into the act to try to save the Situation, who'd already claimed he shared one quality with Ross: "This is my first night doing comedy."


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your last," Ross responded, to overwhelming applause. Still, the crowd must have been glad that the Situation showed up, because he provided plenty of amusement for the other roasters. MacFarlane joked that "the Sitch" and Snooki made a good couple because "Italians are known for grinding organs with monkeys." Snoop pretended to mistake the Situation for Snooki, "I'm sorry," he said, "all white people who act black look the same to me." The deaf actress Marlee Matlin, a surprise roaster who's currently on Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice," even got in a swipe at the Great Bronzed One. "Like the Situation," she said in American Sign Language, "I too have never heard the sound of laughter."



Trump Roast Sitch bomb

Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
88789 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 10:47 am to
Ahh ok, I don't follow politics so I didn't have a clue
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