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Should I try dick pills?

Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:19 pm
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14861 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:19 pm
What's the deal with all the young men using dick pills? Assuming you can already cut glass, what do they do?

I can seriously close my eyes and concetrate for less than a minute and produce a diamond. Never thought I needed them, but I'm half retarded and have probably been missing out on something.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:22 pm to
I think you are selling yourself short.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120303 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:23 pm to
You think you have a diamond

Til you try peptides

Dick so hard it hurts
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14861 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:26 pm to
So it hurts? Sounds amazing. Sign me up.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35179 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:26 pm to
They are awesome if you snort em.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:27 pm to
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but I'm half retarded


too easy
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14861 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:29 pm to
Cool, but specifically why are they awesome. I drive 100 on the interstate sometimes. I wouldn't pay twice as much for gas that could increase my top speed 10 mph to 135 if I'm only ever going to go 100. now if it makes my ride better from 0-100 then I'm interested.
This post was edited on 10/12/17 at 11:39 pm
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6617 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:30 pm to
Ask your boyfriend.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131398 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:31 pm to
If your boyfriend is telling you to try them, you probably should.


Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35179 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:32 pm to
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I wouldn't pay twice as much for gas that could increase my top speed to 10 mph to 135


You’d make it up in fuel mileage at that speed.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14861 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:36 pm to
Sounds like it's for guys that don't really like girls but have to get it up so a female will vouch for them. And maybe whiskey dick.
Posted by TaTa Toothy
Everything in its right place
Member since Sep 2017
944 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:38 pm to
No, but try pickled dicks
Posted by AthensRattler
Classic City, GA
Member since Dec 2013
912 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 5:36 am to
I think you should try a real dick.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61688 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 6:08 am to
quote:

I can seriously close my eyes and concetrate for less than a minute and produce a diamond.


If true, you have answered your own question. No you dont


Leaves more for us old guys
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 6:08 am to
Just buy a penis pump
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30347 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:55 am to
quote:

I drive 100 on the interstate sometimes.
quote:

increase my top speed 10 mph to 135


Not a math major, I take it?
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:10 am to
A strong dose of hemlock will make your pecker hard and it won't hurt.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38741 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:14 am to
quote:

I'm half retarded


You're good. Slow guys always have a hammer in their pants.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25945 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:15 am to
You should. This will eliminate your need to watch gay porn before you frick your twink.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14861 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 11:48 am to
quote:

Not a math major, I take it?



No, but I may have found someone that I'm smarter than
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