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Shite Test: Do most woman strategically go around giving out 'shite Test'
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:34 am
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:34 am
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shite-TEST: A test that a girl performs on a male by saying or doing something to judge the reaction or response from him.
Ex: I talked all the night and didn't let that chick perform her shite tests on me man, until she got drunk.
Ex: We went out together and everything was great. But, I failed one shite test, and got dumped.
Consciously done by women? I'm of the camp that 'shite testing' just comes natural to most women but if the test was some well thought out plan, they would be down right cruel (which isn't far fetched for many women)..... I do believe that subconsciously woman have the inherent ability to pick up on the subtle nuances given off by the 'answer to' or 'reaction' to the shite test.
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If you can keep composure/seem unfazed and/or assert your boundaries despite a shite test, generally speaking you will be considered to have passed the shite test. If you get upset, offended, doubt yourself or show weakness in any discernible way when shite tested, it will be generally considered that you failed the test.
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“I don’t hookup” / “I’m not that kind of girl”
Translation: I don’t want you or other people to think I’m a slut, but I’m always DTF for a high value man.
Response: “Yeah, sure” (ignore).
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“I bet you say that to every girl”
Translation: You’re trying too hard to impress me. I can see through your games.
Response: “I bet you say that to every guy” / “Yep, and they all love it” / “I’ve never talked to a girl before”
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“Let’s just be friends”
Translation: Will you be my orbiter who I can use as an emotional tampon and an ATM?
Response: “I have enough friends” (never be her orbiter. Go find another girl).
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Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:37 am to SuperSaint
"Let’s just be friends”
Response: **immediatley unzips and whips it out**
Response: **immediatley unzips and whips it out**
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:38 am to SuperSaint
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“I’ve never talked to a girl before”
works like a charm
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:38 am to Sampson
quote:hijack/
Sampson
Hope you're doing well my Baw
Hijack/
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:39 am to SuperSaint
No it's unconscious. It's an evolved biological instinct to filter out beta cucks and one day reproduce offspring with the alpha trait.
This post was edited on 5/24/17 at 9:40 am
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:40 am to SuperSaint
quote:
“Let’s just be friends”
Translation: Will you be my orbiter who I can use as an emotional tampon and an ATM?
Response: “I have enough friends” (never be her orbiter. Go find another girl).
what if she has hot friends
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:42 am to Topwater Trout
quote:then you will just look like the beta you are to her friends for being a cuck-orbiter
what if she has hot friends
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:47 am to SuperSaint
Doing great baw, no arrests in over a year and I finally got laid last week. Well the 2nd one isn't true but I did touch her boobs
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:51 am to SuperSaint
First 2 are pretty spot-on. Third, not so much.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:53 am to LadyTigress
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"You’re not my type”
Translation: You’re not impressing me
Response: “You’re not my type either. Look, we have something in common”
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"Does that work on other girls?”
Translation: Do other girls think you’re attractive?
Response: “Only the hot ones”
If a pretty girl says “I bet you say that to all the girls” (a run-of-the-mill standard shite test) and you stand there with your jaw ajar speechless in what to say, you have just failed her shite test. Your silence is not useful because she can see you are not wilfully ignoring her, you’re just stuck for what to say and your mental slowness is blatant. This is a huge faux pas that communicates stark social incompetency.
An example of passing her shite test? The infamous agree and amplify technique. If you were to say “Yeah, but normally I forget their faces” and she follows up with “So what, you’re saying you won’t forget mine?” (another shite test) and you reply with another agree and amplify “Not if you give me a reason not to” in a charismatic tone, then you’ve effectively used game to come out victorious in that round of testing.
This post was edited on 5/24/17 at 9:57 am
Posted on 5/24/17 at 11:39 am to SuperSaint
When did coy banter become a series of "shite tests?" 
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