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re: Share your best Tinder hook up story
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:43 pm to poncho villa
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:43 pm to poncho villa
I hooked up w/ a girl from Austin. I drove over there and met her at Embassy Suites in Houston. I got there early afternoon and she didn't get there til later that evening. We were supposed to spend the entire weekend together. She looked great in her pics. Anyway she knocked on the door and I let her in and as soon as she walked in she dropped to her knees, pulled down my pants, gave me a BJ and swallowed my load. It all just felt really sudden and strange. Anyway she went to the bathroom and when she came out she wanted to go to bed. As she was undressing she was showing me her arms that were covered in scabs from some rash she said she had. She wanted me to spoon her from behind so she could fall asleep and she reeked of cigarette smoke. By that time I made up my mind that there was no way I was going to stay all weekend. So after she fell asleep I snuck out and checked out. So about 20 minutes later as I'm driving I realized I left my suit (which I had brought for the next night's dinner) in the closet in the room. So I drove back to the hotel, told the desk clerk I left something in the room, he gave me the key again and I went back up. I was praying that she hadn't woken up during the time I was gone. Fortunately she didn't so I snuck in, grabbed my suit and rolled out. I ended up having to pull over in Beaumont at a truck stop and slept in my SUV. Never talked to her again. I just think about the shock she experienced when the cleaning ladies came in to clean the room the next morning not knowing she was in there.
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:44 pm to Walt OReilly
I mean...Baton Rouge traffic is out of control. Maybe she forgot her car charger.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:44 pm to Sampson
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I used to do that when I got on a lot but I quit bc every fat minority I swiped left for matched up with me and slowed progress
yup. i never did a total swipe right but i was more lenient. i am now swiping right incredibly rarely. id say 1 in 30 or less. i decided i want to be legitimately excited when i get a match. there was nothing worse to me than getting a match and having it be some below average looking girl that i MIGHT be willing to frick. the stingier you are, the more fun it is when you get a match.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:44 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
8-9 hours later and she hasn't called me back
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:45 pm to Draven
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I hooked up w/ a girl from Austin. I drove over there and met her at Embassy Suites in Houston. I got there early afternoon and she didn't get there til later that evening. We were supposed to spend the entire weekend together. She looked great in her pics. Anyway she knocked on the door and I let her in and as soon as she walked in she dropped to her knees, pulled down my pants, gave me a BJ and swallowed my load. It all just felt really sudden and strange. Anyway she went to the bathroom and when she came out she wanted to go to bed. As she was undressing she was showing me her arms that were covered in scabs from some rash she said she had. She wanted me to spoon her from behind so she could fall asleep and she reeked of cigarette smoke. By that time I made up my mind that there was no way I was going to stay all weekend. So after she fell asleep I snuck out and checked out. So about 20 minutes later as I'm driving I realized I left my suit (which I had brought for the next night's dinner) in the closet in the room. So I drove back to the hotel, told the desk clerk I left something in the room, he gave me the key again and I went back up. I was praying that she hadn't woken up during the time I was gone. Fortunately she didn't so I snuck in, grabbed my suit and rolled out. I ended up having to pull over in Beaumont at a truck stop and slept in my SUV. Never talked to her again. I just think about the shock she experienced when the cleaning ladies came in to clean the room the next morning not knowing she was in there.
thats fricked up, bro
the girl gives you a BJ right off the bat and thats how you treat her?
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:45 pm to Walt OReilly
Just tell yourself she probably has herpes and you dodged a bullet.
I know that feel though...not quite to that extent, but been talking to one that always has an excuse for why she can't hang out. She'll text me all day and as soon as I ask if I can take her out to dinner, no response. Next morning, "I'm sorry I was really busy with yadda yadda yadda"
It's mind boggling because she stays in contact but won't meet me. I would have given up a long time ago if she wasn't drop dead gorgeous.
I know that feel though...not quite to that extent, but been talking to one that always has an excuse for why she can't hang out. She'll text me all day and as soon as I ask if I can take her out to dinner, no response. Next morning, "I'm sorry I was really busy with yadda yadda yadda"
It's mind boggling because she stays in contact but won't meet me. I would have given up a long time ago if she wasn't drop dead gorgeous.
This post was edited on 7/28/14 at 11:50 pm
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:46 pm to Draven
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I hooked up w/ a girl from Austin. I drove over there and met her at Embassy Suites in Houston. I got there early afternoon and she didn't get there til later that evening. We were supposed to spend the entire weekend together. She looked great in her pics. Anyway she knocked on the door and I let her in and as soon as she walked in she dropped to her knees, pulled down my pants, gave me a BJ and swallowed my load. It all just felt really sudden and strange. Anyway she went to the bathroom and when she came out she wanted to go to bed. As she was undressing she was showing me her arms that were covered in scabs from some rash she said she had. She wanted me to spoon her from behind so she could fall asleep and she reeked of cigarette smoke. By that time I made up my mind that there was no way I was going to stay all weekend. So after she fell asleep I snuck out and checked out. So about 20 minutes later as I'm driving I realized I left my suit (which I had brought for the next night's dinner) in the closet in the room. So I drove back to the hotel, told the desk clerk I left something in the room, he gave me the key again and I went back up. I was praying that she hadn't woken up during the time I was gone. Fortunately she didn't so I snuck in, grabbed my suit and rolled out. I ended up having to pull over in Beaumont at a truck stop and slept in my SUV. Never talked to her again. I just think about the shock she experienced when the cleaning ladies came in to clean the room the next morning not knowing she was in there.
I'm pretty sure she was awake, dick.
This post was edited on 7/28/14 at 11:48 pm
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:53 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
She mightt have gaibed weight or she has smelly vag
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:57 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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It's mind boggling because she stays in contact but won't meet me. I would have given up a long time ago if she wasn't drop dead gorgeous.
catfish
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:58 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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It's mind boggling because she stays in contact but won't meet me. I would have given up a long time ago if she wasn't drop dead gorgeous.
Manti Te'o had the same problem
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:59 pm to poncho villa
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She mightt have gaibed weight or she has smelly vag
Honest to God think it's weight gain. She's probably 110 in her tinder pics and 120-125 in her FB pics. Seeing her at 110 though...she's absolutely worth taking a flier on.
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:00 am to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Na she's 100% legit.
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:01 am to Riseupfromtherubble
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Na she's 100% legit.
how do you know? the person catfishing Te'o did some crazy things to try to make the girl seem real
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:01 am to Riseupfromtherubble
I guarantee it's a weight issue. She wants the D but will think you think she is fat
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:03 am to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Her Facebook is active and regularly updated. Her friends tag her in pics, she'll post pics from work, etc.
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:04 am to Riseupfromtherubble
It's real simple -- maker her take a pic of herself holding up a card w/ your name on it. If she does it then you know she's legit
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:05 am to Riseupfromtherubble
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Her Facebook is active and regularly updated. Her friends tag her in pics, she'll post pics from work, etc.
and you don't think catfishers will go that far? they could easily just copy a real girls shite on facebook and post it on a fake account. She is prolly real, but I wouldnt do anything stupid until I met her in person
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:06 am to poncho villa
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I guarantee it's a weight issue. She wants the D but will think you think she is fat
That's all that makes sense at this point..like I said though, she doesn't approach fat, she just weighs a little more than the girl I right swiped. Sometimes if you snooze you lose though, I can't wait forever, too many others out there.
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:07 am to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Omg guys just for matched 30 seconds ago and she already messages me. She is a cow and I have no intention of fricking but I think I'll try to extract nudes.
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:08 am to Draven
She's legit. I'm not a rookie breh. I'd link her FB but I imagine at least 2 dozen people on this board know her.
Y'all have let Manti and Mtv go to your head.
Y'all have let Manti and Mtv go to your head.
This post was edited on 7/29/14 at 12:09 am
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