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Posted on 1/19/17 at 1:16 pm to PeterPeterP
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Got so drunk one night in college I convinced myself I lost my dick in the drain. Sat on the drain for about 2 hours trying to reach in to retrieve my dick.
That's shrooms not alcohol.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 1:39 pm to muricanman
I think this night was the drunkest I've ever been.
One night I was having a small party at my house (I was about 24). There was probably about 15 people there. My younger brother (21) decided to brag to everyone that he could drink more bourbon than I could.
I had already been drinking old charter for about five hours at the time, and told him to put his money where his mouth was. We both put up $20, opened a fresh bottle of old charter and started going shot for shot with no chasers allowed.
Once the bottle was empty we moved on to shooting any kind of liquor that anybody else had at my house, and would give us, just being complete idiots.
Eventually, I lost all motor function got completely naked and jumped in the pool. Luckily, at this point most people had left.
Next thing I remember is I woke up naked on my bathroom floor covered in puke. I went and crawled in my bed covered in vomit. Waking up the next day and having to clean that bathroom was disgusting.
At some point I noticed that the tub was full of water. I guess I had attempted to take a bath (I don't take baths) and passed out before I made it in the tub.
Worst part is my brother tried to claim victory because he had taken the last shot. This was only because there was not one drop of liquor left to drink at my house.
I didn't drink old charter for about six months after that.
One night I was having a small party at my house (I was about 24). There was probably about 15 people there. My younger brother (21) decided to brag to everyone that he could drink more bourbon than I could.
I had already been drinking old charter for about five hours at the time, and told him to put his money where his mouth was. We both put up $20, opened a fresh bottle of old charter and started going shot for shot with no chasers allowed.
Once the bottle was empty we moved on to shooting any kind of liquor that anybody else had at my house, and would give us, just being complete idiots.
Eventually, I lost all motor function got completely naked and jumped in the pool. Luckily, at this point most people had left.
Next thing I remember is I woke up naked on my bathroom floor covered in puke. I went and crawled in my bed covered in vomit. Waking up the next day and having to clean that bathroom was disgusting.
At some point I noticed that the tub was full of water. I guess I had attempted to take a bath (I don't take baths) and passed out before I made it in the tub.
Worst part is my brother tried to claim victory because he had taken the last shot. This was only because there was not one drop of liquor left to drink at my house.
I didn't drink old charter for about six months after that.
Posted on 1/22/17 at 10:38 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Got so drunk one night that I fricked a really fat chick. And you know what? It was the best sex I've ever had in my life. Good times man good times.
Posted on 1/23/17 at 3:55 am to ThatMakesSense
If it went to voicemail doesn't that mean your phone is off? So unless she left a message, how do you have her number?
Posted on 1/23/17 at 4:30 am to Jorts R Us
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f it went to voicemail doesn't that mean your phone is off?
Sometimes if you're in cuffs and can't answer, it goes to voicemail after a few rings. Has caller ID and all that newfangled stuff I'd bet.
This post was edited on 1/23/17 at 4:32 am
Posted on 1/23/17 at 4:35 am to Nado Jenkins83
amazing reference Posted on 1/23/17 at 5:43 am to Nado Jenkins83
Posted on 1/23/17 at 9:16 am to TommyDaTiger
We were all at a party drinking, there was about 30 girls there to about 20 guys. with about 10-15 girls being less than a 5 on the 1-10 scale. About half of us were outside and somehow the size of my peter came up. Being drunk I figured I would prove everyone how big it was so pulled my shorts down and started doing the helicopter. Bad thing is I forgot that I was a grower not a show-er
Of course all of the girls that were 5+ were outside.
Of course all of the girls that were 5+ were outside.
This post was edited on 1/23/17 at 9:17 am
Posted on 1/23/17 at 9:21 am to muricanman
This one time I drank too much and woke up nude with this older lady, come to find out it was Your Mom.
Posted on 1/23/17 at 9:25 am to lsusportsman2
quote:yeah...you weren't that drunk i bet.
Got so drunk one night that I fricked a really fat chick. And you know what? It was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
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