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re: Sean Penn to marry Charlize Theron

Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 2:41 pm to
No it really doesn't suffice it to say.

So, basically, you're some kind of a man-stallion?
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57205 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 2:47 pm to
I'm sure she'll now become a mouthy, left-wing, whacknut.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 3:13 pm to
I always thought she was a lesbian. Her random, pointless snicker licking in Prometheus seemed to be her way of pissing off the white man patriarchy.
















Man.
Posted by LSUzealot
Napoleon and Magazine
Member since Sep 2003
57656 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 3:14 pm to
And not a single fricking pic was snapped on that day.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 3:40 pm to
That's because it hasn't happened yet. Article has some stock photos of them, with him looking like he just won the lottery and her looking like we won't be seeing her much anymore.

We'll always have 2 Days in the Valley, baby.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71383 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 3:43 pm to
I wonder if he'll tie her up and abuse her like he did to Madonna.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 3:46 pm to
And then finally divorce her when she's all used up. Yep.
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