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Scenario- You save your favorite porn star from a mugging
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:30 am
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:30 am
Let's say you're in NOLA. You're walking down the street and you see [....]. She is being harassed by some tPOS. You see the tPOS try to steal her purse (or whatever porn stars carry) and you beat the shite out of that guy, or at the very least get her purse back.
Do you expect her to frick your brains out afterwards and who is your favorite porn star. No nudes plz thanks
Do you expect her to frick your brains out afterwards and who is your favorite porn star. No nudes plz thanks
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:31 am to poncho villa
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Do you expect her to frick your brains out afterwards and who is your favorite porn star.
It happens on the reg for me.. fricking hot chicks.
Sorry you have to beat off attackers to get laid, brah.
This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 10:32 am
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:31 am to poncho villa
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who is your favorite porn star
looking for some new material?
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:32 am to longhorn22
shh
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:33 am to poncho villa
i expect and demand her to let me toss her salad then f her brains out on a regular basis
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:34 am to poncho villa
First one that comes to mind
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:34 am to Jack Bauer7
well you are jack bauer you probably would killed the mugger before he thought about mugging
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:34 am to poncho villa
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Favorite porn star
quote:
frick your brains out
I've seen the dicks she fricks
:/
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:35 am to droman225
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Let's say you're in NOLA. You're walking down the street and you see [....]. She is being harassed by some tPOS. You see the tPOS try to steal her purse (or whatever porn stars carry) and you beat the shite out of that guy, or at the very least get her purse back.
Do you expect her to frick your brains out afterwards and who is your favorite porn star. No nudes plz thanks
if i saved a chef's life i wouldn't expect him to cook me a meal.
but it sure would be nice of him.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:37 am to poncho villa
This was the dream you had while being unconcious after that dude knocked you the frick out, right?
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:37 am to TDTGodfather
And a damn fine meal youd get
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:38 am to poncho villa
It's the damsel in distress phenomenon...Girls are sexually attracted to people who save them in times of need.
The smooth talking I do after the save, would seal the deal
The smooth talking I do after the save, would seal the deal
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:38 am to Chef Leppard
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And a damn fine meal youd get
then i want to change my answer.
and also possibly my hypothetical to a female chef.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:39 am to Captain Ron
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beat off attackers
This dudes gonna take care of the robber and the victim.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:39 am to Spaulding Smails
I don't like AIDS so I'd just turn the other way.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:41 am to TigerTatorTots
Who is THIS!!!
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:41 am to kyledavis
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I don't like AIDS so I'd just turn the other way.
Porn stars are surprisingly clean of STDs. They have to do tests at least once a month.
This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 10:43 am
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:42 am to kyledavis
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I don't like AIDS so I'd just turn the other way.
As long as you don't bang the ones who do forced bi and interracial, you are in the clear
This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 10:42 am
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:43 am to RebelOP
Tiffany Thompson
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:44 am to belowmebama
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This dudes gonna take care of the robber and the victim.
Chances are that poncho stumbled into the filming of a porno and he has to do gay before he can do straight.
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